tractor bastard

A bastard with a tractor.

Hey, look at that tractor bastard.

by carl sancto June 17, 2004

Captain Tractor

Celtic rock band from Halifax.
Quite possibly the best Canadian band.

I listened to Captain Tractor yesterday, and now I can't stop listening. It's so bad, it's awesome.

by Camradal November 30, 2003

tractor bitch

somebody who grows up on a farm, is obsessed with nascar, rides tractors all day and usually has a gap in their teeth.

That tractor bitch just bought a 120,000 dollar pickup

by giloppi November 11, 2014

Tractor Cooter

When u get raw dogged so hard it feels like you got a tractor to the cooter

“My pussy is so sore. His dick game was so hard he gave me tractor cooter. My wheat field has been plowed…”

by cootergirl123 April 23, 2023

Tijuana tractor pull

When someone fists a girl in the ass, then drags the girl around the room using that fist.

Damn, that girl was kinky. She wanted me to give her a Tijuana tractor pull!

by PhiKap OHAB September 16, 2009

Kentucky Tractor Puller

The act of a male and a male or male and a female preforming anal sex. During sex the receiver clenches their butt-cheeks tightly and runs with the penis still in the buttocks.

Last night my boyfriend scared me during sex by putting it in my butt so I ran away. Little did I know I accidentally gave him a Kentucky Tractor Puller.

by Malone! January 6, 2008

The Guatemalan Tractor-Trailer

The act of ramming a Taco Bell $.89 burrito in another's anus followed by inserting the penis between the gooey baked beans and soft tortilla layer while pouring an uncapped bottle of Tabasco around the base of the penis. An extra touch of culture can be added by screaming Mayan battle cries.

I've been dating this Latin chick for a while, and she likes to get freaky. Last night, we tried the Guatemalan Tractor-Trailer, it was amazing! Bad thing is, I don't have any Tabasco left for my wings.

by cobrawannabe October 28, 2010