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treeware

One of those unfortunate 'fringe' words that has entered into the language - not popular enough for you to know what it means and not obscure enough for you never to have come in contact with it.

The type of word that thrives in the midst of ego inflating chain mail dreck destined to be circulated by the staff at universities everywhere. It will be sandwiched between two other equally esoteric words with equally redundant applications.

Used by supposedly tech savvy English Lecturers who believe that their ability to use such terms is inextricably linked with their (immense) technological skill.

These are the same Lecturers who spontaneously orgasm over the correct usage of a word like "poleaxed" or wear Atari T-shirts to conventions just for the recognition.
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You type "treeware" instead of "hardcopy" when you're writing a cleverly worded course outline with your left hand whilst your right hand is busily engaging in ritual self satisfaction.

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Mr (X) thought using the word treeware in his course outline would gain him some kudos amongst the class. Ironically the class had had so little exposure to the word that they all ended up on urban dictionary reading this definition instead.
by dtrax May 19, 2005
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Treefucker

I came up with this word out of the blue. I don't know if anyone else has ever used it before or not. It came from me cussing out my guy friend's friend while text messaging. I said something to the effect of "Tell that asshole to go fuck a tree." I put the two words together and it just stuck. I still use it to.
"Bob, that treefucker just ran into the back of my new escilade, yo!"
by punk_grl86 September 5, 2004
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treetard

as retard but bigger and thicker
my sisters so stupid shes gone beyond being a retard, shes a treetard
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Treeyat and Berries

Ginger- "Ohmigawd Courtney, I friggin looove your new hat! It is sooooo treeyat and berries"
Courtney- "Thanks. Woah Ginger, that new movie was so treeyat and berries."
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Treela

Similar to Beela, a treela is three shells stuck together end to end, then filled and rolled up into one long blunt.
Hey man, you ready to smoke?! My homie just rolled a treela, we gonna be so high!”
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treebat

Someone that embraces their inner scum.
Whos down w the fuck around , and they can run a play better than Marsean Lynch . Not everybody can beat treebat, you have to EARN it. Shep shep shep...
"A1WGtb."

Tb Moni: Treebat wanna go shep shep shep?
Tb SieLee: shep shep shep treebat, shololol!
by TBSieLee July 9, 2022
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to treefire

verb - to flush other people's drugs like a nigger
I killed that dude tonight. Had to treefire all the dots, what a shame.
by treefire October 4, 2011
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