1.) People watching on a public transportation system
2.) The act of being entertained or amused by watching crackheads on a bus or train.
2.) The act of being entertained or amused by watching crackheads on a bus or train.
I think I’m going to cancel my service with Comcast. The transportainment on the bus everyday is way more interesting than anything on TV.
by Mopery April 27, 2011
Get the Transportainment mug.A public transit system in Ottawa, Canada dedicated to transporting the unwashed masses of society to their selected destinations. Those who use public transportation in Ottawa include single moms on welfare with ipods and big-ass strollers, people in wheelchairs, obnoxious students, drunks, people with mental illness and of course the elderly. Most buses in Ottawa are designed and equipped to accommodate wheelchairs on board. A wheelchair can take up to three seats on the bus simply by folding up the seat to allow the wheelchair park in its space. The same can apply for a big-ass stroller when a single mom boards the bus, but she can take up to five seats. Three seats for the stroller and up to two seats for her huge ass thus forcing those who have been working hard on their feet all day to give up their seat should they happen to sit in the designated are; but of course one should always give up their seat for the elderly.
Some idiots will blame the OC Transpo bus strike in 2008-2009 is the real reason why they dropped out of college and not because they are too fucking stupid and lazy to make arrangements for alternative transportation to and from school.
by OC Transpo April 24, 2010
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by somerandompeople June 20, 2006
Get the transportion mug.The act where one tries to tell a pun or joke in another language but it turns out to be totally lame, since the point gets lost in translation.
Most transpuntations are followed by awkward silence.
Serial transpuntators don't ever notice they are not funny and they keep doing it all the time, promting you to improve your fake laughter.
Most transpuntations are followed by awkward silence.
Serial transpuntators don't ever notice they are not funny and they keep doing it all the time, promting you to improve your fake laughter.
Maarit from Finland decides to pull a transpuntation: 'My mate Santtu was sitting in the pub with a yellowish drink in front of him. I asked "Oh, are you having a Jaloiviina, mate?" "No" he replied, "It's Fisu - I'm working tomorrow.'
Mariit's foreigner friends: *awkward silence*
Mariit's foreigner friends: *awkward silence*
by minase8888 December 14, 2010
Get the transpuntation mug.statistical analysis and data reconfiguration Chandler’s first job on friends. Chandler, Monica, Rachel, and joey playing a game for who gets the big apartment. Team: Monica and Rachel, were asked what Chandler’s job was. Rachel blurted out: transponster
Chandler, Monica, Rachel, and joey playing a game for who gets the big apartment.
Host: What is Chandler’s job
Monica: uhhh, something with transponding
No one:
Rachel: OHHH OHOH OH OH A TRANSPONSTER!?
Chandler: No! It’s statistical analysis and data reconfiguration!
Host: What is Chandler’s job
Monica: uhhh, something with transponding
No one:
Rachel: OHHH OHOH OH OH A TRANSPONSTER!?
Chandler: No! It’s statistical analysis and data reconfiguration!
by Bananangle April 14, 2019
Get the Transponster mug.1.) The act of distantial pants orgasm, forcibly making one's pants wet from a distance through the use of arousing language, excellent linguistic mastery, or waterballoons.
2.)Jonas brothers makes teenage girls's pants wet
v. transpantshydrate (ed)(ing)
n. transpantshydration
adv. transpantshydratingly
2.)Jonas brothers makes teenage girls's pants wet
v. transpantshydrate (ed)(ing)
n. transpantshydration
adv. transpantshydratingly
- Alec underwent transpantshydration after watching a documentary on red-shouldered eagl hawks.
1.) When engaged in an internet conversation, Alec transpantshydrated (past tense) Justin by manipulating words in an explicitly arousing way.
2.)That kevin jonas character sure does know how to transpantshydrate me
3.) Thats so transpantshydratingly cool!
1.) When engaged in an internet conversation, Alec transpantshydrated (past tense) Justin by manipulating words in an explicitly arousing way.
2.)That kevin jonas character sure does know how to transpantshydrate me
3.) Thats so transpantshydratingly cool!
by Dr. Jones and Mr. Wuggles February 27, 2009
Get the transpantshydration mug.Electric whale transports are three or four-wheeled electric carts that people, almost exclusively elderly or morbidly obese, ride around on in stores, malls, or anywhere else that requires walking a distance greater than from the couch to the refrigerator.
I was in a hurry to get out of Target, but some fatty in an electric whale transport was holding up the checkout line.
by Two11two March 12, 2008
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