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Trampoline Whore

These girls are very, very rare. They will ride on top of their partner for extended periods of time, and will only stop when the male gives her permission to stop. Ironically the word tramp is used in the description of the word.
Normally found on the South coast of England.
William: It was my lucky night last night, I met a cracking blonde and it turned out she was a "Trampoline Whore"!
Gregg: You lucky Bastard, I thought those girls were just a myth, like the boomerang whore or the slut bunny.
William: Well I'm not a liar, she rode me all night and only stopped when I told her To make me a bacon butty.
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Trampoline Toe 

When you mess up your toe while jumping on a trampoline. This could include stubbing, spraining, or hyperextending your toe. Extremely painful and lasts for months before going away.
"Man I've only been working at Xtreme Trampolines for 2 days and I already have trampoline toe" Man 1
"That sucks" Man 2
"I know right, the thing hurts like a mo fo" Man 1
Trampoline Toe by Allen Jordan December 2, 2010

trampoline football 

the best game ever to play on a trampoline. all you need is a football a trampoline and 2 friends. one friend throws the football into the trampoline and the two other friends try to cattch it... "Disclamer" this game almost always results in injury for one or more party.
bob: hey you wanna come over for some trampoline football
Joe: yea of course. ill bring the band aids

trampoline sex

Having awesome bouncy sex on the surface of a trampoline. Then as the humping grows in intensity the girls vagina experiences rapid pain because the penis cannot stop bc the motion of the trampoline keeps him going.
Maria and Keith had trampoline sex and Maria could not handle the pain but Keith could not stop driving his penis into her.
trampoline sex by JohnSmitty July 10, 2006

trampoline titties 

A way to describe artificially breasts. A subtle feature wear if you were to touch the breasts your hand might bounce back due to its "trampoline" style implants. First heard it on the song "You Da Baddest, by future. ft. Nicki Minaj." As said by Future (Nayvadius DeMun Wilburn), "trampoline titties, girl, they bouncin', yea ...".
Damn that girls got some trampoline titties.
trampoline titties by northernlord November 19, 2017

trampoline time 

When a (mommy) and (daddy) have a wrestling match at night and you've been awake all night eating (popcorn) while watching (Dora).
i think i heard my mom and dad having trampoline time
trampoline time by poophead4213 January 15, 2020

trampoline fuck 

The act of having sex completely naked on a trampeline. Usually during intercourse the partners bounce up and down, while moaning really loud because of the hard penetration.
guy 1: dude i did my girl yesterday and it felt hella good
guy 2: damn! give me details
guy 1: i trampoline fucked her and it was the best sex i ever had
trampoline fuck by corim123 March 29, 2009