by smokethelion July 20, 2016
Get the trafficate mug.A driver who practices the pseudoscience of trafficneering by intentionally driving slow or out of the normal traffic pattern in an attempt to break traffic bottlenecks or thwart aggressive drivers. Traits of the trafficneer include high IQ, sincere belief they are serving the greater good by driving slow (time and gas savings) eventhough they themselves are not receiving the time benefit, probably exhibits socialist tendencies on some issues althought not a socialist by nature. The Trafficneer may be fresh out of a fluid dynamics course which, of course, makes them experts in anything that flows with constraints.
The Trafficneer is the exact opposite of an Aggressive Driver who will risk anything to get ahead in traffic: The trafficneer will risk anything to force traffic to conform to his will and idea of how traffic should work.
Note: A trafficneer is not experiencing a fuelirium since the trafficneer is well aware of their actions and those action's effects on other drivers.
The Trafficneer is the exact opposite of an Aggressive Driver who will risk anything to get ahead in traffic: The trafficneer will risk anything to force traffic to conform to his will and idea of how traffic should work.
Note: A trafficneer is not experiencing a fuelirium since the trafficneer is well aware of their actions and those action's effects on other drivers.
The car behind the trafficneer: Why does he always keeps 3 to 5 car lengths ahead of him eventough we are going 20 MPH on a crowded Interstate! I'd pass him if we weren't boxed in!
The trafficneer: The space will break up that traffic bottleneck up ahead and save us and everyone else time. See how the bottleneck broke when we got there! Works everytime! Screw the guy behind me if he doesn't like it, let him pass me...
The trafficneer: The space will break up that traffic bottleneck up ahead and save us and everyone else time. See how the bottleneck broke when we got there! Works everytime! Screw the guy behind me if he doesn't like it, let him pass me...
by Skrabis August 1, 2008
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The level of difficulty which is really tricky and most difficult but possible with the right usage of skill.
Jethro: Yeah man that song was easy to play on Guitar Hero.
Randal: Well playing it on a real guitar is Trifficult!
Jethro: It sure is man.
Randal: Well playing it on a real guitar is Trifficult!
Jethro: It sure is man.
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Get the Trafficky mug.A driver who gets in the middle lane of a multi-lane highway/freeway and proceeds to drive under the speed limit, effectively stopping the flow of traffic.
We were cruising along nicely until we hit a pocket of slow traffic. Everyone was trying to get around a traffic tampon camped in the center lane.
by YB85 March 23, 2011
Get the Traffic Tampon mug.Mood following excessive traffic: including not limited to gridlock, congestion, detours, wrecks, rubbernecking, etc
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Get the Trafficranky mug.when you do a slovakian traffic cone but with little scrawny kids with no autonomy over their bodies.
"I'm saving up for a trip to India"
"Why"
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"Why"
"So I can contribute to the society"
"How?"
"The good ol' Indian traffic cone, deals with overpopulation"
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