TPS

The pseudonym TPS stands for "Tanning Per Second". It's a term used by tanning champions to clarify their listeners if today would be a brilliant day to sunbath. It scales from approximately 1-10, but what has to be taken into account is the location in the world. A TPS10 in Norway wouldn't be a TPS10 in the Sahara - obviously.

Dude 1: "Wow, have you seen the weather today?"
Dude 2: "Yep, it must be at least TPS of 8 today."
Dude 1: "I'm totally gonna hit the beach and show off my body!"
Dude 2: "Enjoy it, tanning champion!"

by Superhero big bad wolf June 18, 2013

TPS

Tiny penis syndrome

Felix: Man that guy Bryan sure has TPS.
Sam: TPS?
Felix: Yeah tiny penis syndrome.

by felixombc June 25, 2014

TPS

Tiny Penis Syndrome

*She takes of the strangers pants" "Oh My God! TPS!"

by o0blackpenis0o January 14, 2004

TPS

It means "Their personal slave" You can use it in an argument with a friend, family member or your
bae over text, email or dm

"Jacob u r such a bad friend its like u r tps"
"Mom, Stop he's using u, you r his "tps"

by Carrier101 December 26, 2018

TPS

TPS is Temporary Protected Status. The definition of what makes one eligible for TPS needs to be expanded. Kind of like this definition.

TPS is a possibility for Venezuelan immigrants to avoid deportation that would put them in undue danger.

People all over the world that have fought for democracy need to be granted TPS immediately when needed.

by Watchthenews August 3, 2019

TPS

Ticks per Second in minecraft (something 2bt2) doesn't have.

Dude 1: It's lagging so much!
Dude 2: Cause the TPS is low

by Viccente14 February 22, 2020

TPS

TPS is tiny pickle 🥒 syndrome. Many people suffer of tiny pickle syndrome. It is most common in boys and some women find it annoying when they find out that people have tiny pickles syndrome. Please call 686-868-565-668-685-666-5656 if you might have symptoms of tiny pickle syndrome the symptoms also include having a tiny pickle.

Hey dude it actually turns out I have tps

by Lablover2000 December 4, 2020