Touchdown Club 

The club a woman joins when she manages to fill all 6 of her holes at once. That would be her mouth, ass, vag, cupped hand 1, cupped hand 2, and her pushed together breasts.

Monica was so pleased when Brian and his 5 buddies penetrated her 6 holes at once to make her a member of the touchdown club.

Touchdown Club by minac999 September 13, 2011

touchdown vulture 

A touchdown vulture is a football player, specifically a runningback/fullback that comes in the game inside the 5 yardline in goalline situations and steals undeserved touchdowns. In most cases smaller better running backs do all the work between the 20's and these vultures (larger/worse backs) come in and fall down for 1 or 2 yards scoring the touchdown, killing the fantasy value of the much better skillful backs. Key examples are Mike Alstott or the modern day Lendale White.

Fantasy Owner #1 - Hey Chris Johnson just got a 30 yard run down inside the 5

Fantasy Owner #2 - Shit now that fat ass touchdown vulture LenDale is going to come in and get the score

touchdown vulture by JBones751 November 30, 2009

Touchdown Constipation 

1. A football team that has scored more points from field goal attempts than touchdowns.

Joe -"In the Capitol One Bowl Penn State has touchdown constipation from the 1st to 4th quarter!"
Pa- "Yeah, for a second there I thought LSU might come back."

Touchdown Constipation by AMchickentitsPU January 8, 2010

touchdown jesus

A statue at Notre Dame of Jesus raising his arms like Referees do for touchdowns.

Also, a miracolus touchdown or when you really need a TD, you call upon Touchdown Jesus.

Common' Baby... We need Touchdown Jesus....!

touchdown jesus by Hipponater September 9, 2006

touchdown boy 

a guy that scores both on and off the field (both in football or other such sports and with the ladies)
referenced in blink 182's song of the same name

"I saw my friend there Out on the field today I asked him where he's going, he said "All the way," now One by one as they Walk right through the door, they Keep on coming back I Guess they just want more He has fun fun fun and you Might call him a whore, but Just look where he's at 'cause He is the one that scores"

That Kevin is such a touchdown boy. He's out on the football field scoring points every game. And then after he gets tons of action from girls, probably because they're impressed by his athletic skills.

touchdown boy by tchdwnboy August 15, 2009

Touchdown Cleveland 

Term used to describe the act of defecation. Derived from the name of the pro football team in Cleveland, Ohio; the Cleveland Browns. Since human feces are usually brown in color, the act of defecating is often described as a "touchdown Cleveland"

That late night taco binge resulted in me scoring a Touchdown Cleveland.

Touchdown Cleveland by mister sanchezzzz July 28, 2013

Touchdown Syndrome 

The latest Facebook craze whereby country football teams let their loyal water boy with Down's Syndrome score a touchdown .

Moms with sassy mom hair fill the hole created by their broken dreams by seeking out Touchdown Syndrome new stories on Facebook

Touchdown Syndrome by J Larry Davis December 12, 2015