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by propensity July 5, 2004

total douchebag

A jerkoff who has no redeeming value left at all.
An asshole who has surpassed all the limits of assholery.
A douchebag who has sunk to lowest level of douchebaggery.
A lowlife who richly deserves a severe ass beating for soiling the planet with his existance.

That total douchebag has screwed me over good this time!

by jsd9632 April 20, 2012

Total Drama World Tour

The greatest cartoon ever, starring the orginal 22 Total Drama Island campers plus two new ones as they travel across the world in the Total Drama World Tour Jumbo Jet, singing along the way.

Ale-Alejandro: Hey, did you hear Come Fly With Us from Walk Like an Eygptian? | MissTDITylerFan: Of course I did! Come fly with us. Come die with us! | GleekForTheather: I love Total Drama World Tour!

by Zoe30000 September 19, 2010

Total confunction nonsense

When a scenario is complete nonsensical in every way

Kids always wanna ditch school instead of getting an education. That's total confunction nonsense

by CaribbeanPikachu January 23, 2020

totally cool

Adjective synonomous with awesome. See awesome

"That's totally cool! And by totally cool, I mean awesome."

by CrazyJohn January 12, 2006

totally not gay

Really, really, ridiculously gay.

Darren: Hey, do these espadrilles make me look like some sort of twink?

Chris: Don't worry brah. You look totally not gay. Chuch.

by teh_slops September 9, 2010

totals

(adverb)

means complete, whole or entirely. Short form of the word "totally. Handy when messaging or texting to save keystrokes.

Dude: "Dude, check out the body on that chick!"

Other Dude: "Totals hot!"

by gtbarry October 3, 2008