philistine-tastic

The (usually sarcastic) celebration of the philistine ideals of low-brow, materialistic culture over the "highly overrated' ideals of an intellectually curious, artistically creative one.

My knuckledragger boyfriend is so perfect for me. I especially love his philistine-tastic pea brain. It's his second best feature.

by Casey Poivre January 12, 2011

my cat ate my frogs testicles

a phrase meaning: i give up

i keep getting the answer wrong. that’s it. my cat ate my frogs testicles. peace out losers.

by suckaduckwasminefirst May 26, 2020

spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch

An easy way to remember "The Sign of the Cross" in Christianity, more specifically, Catholicism.

John couldn't remember which order to sign his cross, and Tim said, "Heck man, that's easy. Go like this, spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch." He then demonstrated.

by XsTaTiKaL September 15, 2013

testiclides

Slang term for "testicles".

Originally coined by faux Arabian rock/rap act Group X in their song "Idioth".

From 'Idioth': (In Middle-Eastern accent) Because, when I haive a saime problem, weef a laidie, she goes to towch the testiclides, and it maikes a sounde laike thais."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> January 24, 2008

Shit-tastic

An adjective that describes a situation that is fantastically shitty. It is the shitty version of a fantastic situation.

your bro- "Dude i just saw your girlfriend blowing your boss."

you- "Well isnt that Shit-tastic!

by Thenikowith1k March 29, 2011

It's tasting time!

The catchphrase of Dento, a fabulous character from the series Pokemon Best Wishes.

The word "tasting" in "It's tasting time" can also be substituted for many words, such as "fishing" or "detective".

Random guy: Let's battle!
Dento: It's tasting time!
Fangirls: Kyaaaaaa~

by Epic-Inferno April 22, 2012

these testicles

1) the white man's version of "deeez nuuuts"

White man: "Hello, fellow! Did another jolly fellow call you yesterday?"

Black man: Who?

White man: "These testicles, sir! Ha! I have tricked you."

Black man: "Nigga, 'imma fuckin kill you"

by Johnathon Stamos January 17, 2009