Toonkle

A toonkle is when a person toots and tinkles at the same time.

“OMG Sarah just toonkled!”

by •Ashlo• February 9, 2019

Tonke

a lovely girl with an amazing personality. smaller in size, with great music taste. also, incredibly sexy. and an amazing friend.

we love Tonke.

by klaprose October 8, 2019

Torky

Long lost sister of Junior (junior b)

“That’s my Torky…as it seems” 🎶

Torky can often be interchangeable with an adorable little house cat or puppy from how cute she is

The child services mentioned torky as having been spotted in a dam near a pond which only aroused suspicion

Torky, torky (a used napkin holder, etc) is simply Torkish for long lost follower/relative

by Suswaxwrappers July 29, 2022

Frat Tornado

The act of Hitting cups or cans off the beer pong table at girls and or pledges.

Guy: "FRAT TORNADO"
Girl: "You just hit me with that can in back of the head"
Guy: "You can't prevent a Frat tornado"

by Chet_Wellington December 2, 2011

Kentucky Tornado

You fuck a girl on a rotating stool. As you're about to cum, you pull out, spin her around, and shoot your load on her while she's spinning.

That hoe was dizzy after that Kentucky Tornado!

by C.J. Loveland December 20, 2007

Fecal tornado

The vortex of wind and human feces that forms when using an inverted-U shaped hand dryer.

It was clear upon seeing the microbial biofilm encasing the inside of the hand dryer in the airport bathroom that my hands would have to suffer the fury of a fecal tornado in order to be dried.

by DrGerm November 28, 2018

Honky Tonk Angel

First popularized by country singer, Hank Thompson in his 1976 hit "Wild Side of Life", Honky Tonk Angel refers to a beautiful woman, somewhat out of place in a dirty bar, with a casual attitude toward sex but kind and pure at heart. Also known to be fun-loving and attracted to party life. The Honky Tonk Angel is attractive and kind, often making it easy for men to fall for them, but ultimately aren't able to commit to a monogamous relationship and find life as a housewife boring. In the song, Hank tells of how he fell for one such woman who broke his heart when she left him to return to "the wild side of life". Female country singer Kitty Wells sang an answer song to The Wild Side of Life only 2 months after its release called " God Didn't Make Honky Tonk Angels". In the song, she spoke of how men shouldn't blame Honky Tonk Angels for their disloyal ways as "most every heart that's ever broken was because there always was a man to blame." She talks about how she used to be a trustful wife but her husband thought he was still single, citing his wandering around for the reason she became a Honky Tonk Angel. Both songs topped the Billboard at #1 that year and became twinned classics, setting off a number of songs, albums and other references to Honky Tonk Angel.

I'll go find comfort in the arms of a Honky Tonk Angel and forget you for a little while at least.

by CountryAtHeart June 9, 2019