safety torch

a torch used for protection against monsters

OMG theres a monster!! Grab the safety torch!

by tobybuscus December 18, 2011

Torchmark Fattie

Noun: Someone who works at Torchmark, sits on their ass all day, and their only form of exercise is getting up to go to the vending machine for more snacks

I hope I don't get complacent and turn into a Torchmark Fattie.

by Torchmark Superhero April 23, 2009

Touche my dinker

Elaborate way to tell someone to touch your dick, and to tell them off.

Boy: touche my dinker
Girl: Lmfao i Would ;D?

by Iseeyourerection3 August 1, 2009

Torch Queen

A Torch Queen is a homosexual characterized by dramatic hand gestures with cigarette in hand, and frequently results in the burning of persons and property. Normally sighted in gay bars.

If you see that Torch Queen Tony is a club be sure to keep your distance or she will be sure to torch you or your clothing.

by INXS August 19, 2013

toucher club

The toucher club is when you take a shit and the poo touches the water in the bowl before it breaks off from

Jimmy: "Oh man, last night's tacos went straight through me! Don't think I'll shit solid for a week."
Barnesy:"Ha! Unlucky! I've joined the toucher club twice today, I'n as regular as clockwork."

by Shoogy November 9, 2015

Toucher

A person who touches (Could be sexual)

Ex: "yeah man, father jeff is definitely a toucher"

by Dr.Ben December 29, 2018

gutter toucher

A derogatory term used for houses built too close together, generally in dense suburban areas so as a person standing between them could physically touch each properties rain gutter.

Yeah, they live in one of those ‘gutter toucher’ areas

by DS.Roach September 9, 2020