Blacked Topped

Getting fuck by a Black Man

She has been blacked topped serval times.

by stello February 3, 2009

topple-lmao

Laughing so hard that you fall off the chair you are sitting on.
Topple While Laughing Your Ass Off

Vie:"Sandy will mostly be the janitors sex slave"
Sam:"Topple-lmao *falls off chair*"

by V1e December 2, 2009

ZZ Topped

When you get some head so good that it puts you to sleep.

"Bruh she ZZ Topped me off and I fell straight to sleep 10 minutes into Netflix and chill."

by Ziggy985 December 8, 2015

Snow-topped mountain

First, get yourself some really dry skin on your head… like, really dandruff the fuck out of it. Don’t wash, or wash too much: whatever does it for you.

Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female).

Next step: go down on her.
What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if that’s her thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.

Me: Karen, get this…

I didn’t drink for days and I didn’t wash my shampoo out for fucking weeks. I went down on this dirty bint the other day with my psoriasis scalp and fuck me, when I was done, she had the biggest snow-topped mountain I’ve ever made.

Karen: Nice. Nice.

by Wow bruh August 20, 2021

Topped

1. Done, finished in general
2. To Finish a drink, typically alchohol

1. Well now that we won the game, we topped the Yankees
2. Johnson topped the shot of whiskey in less than 2 seconds.

by b-eazy August 20, 2006

Mountain Topped

The act of being pelted with a throwing dart uber hard. ( coming from the zoosk commercial banned in select areas).

Did you see that commercial where that guy yelled" MOUNTAIN TOP!" and hit that dude in the chest with a dart????? lol it was hilarious! he got mountain topped

by gooserobber January 21, 2011

Problem Topped

(Variations: ing, er)

When someone has a problem and the person they are describing that problem to tries to either come up with, or tell a story that is better than the other person's.

Woman: I'm making a big commitment because I'm getting married.
Guy: I'm making a big commitment by marrying a girl that I got pregnant.
Guy: You've just been problem topped.

by Fonzalator January 13, 2009