toplap

A slang term used by gansters in the hood used to mean labtop.

Jessizlle pass me the toplap!

by Hoodniggaizzle June 24, 2008

toplane experience

The feeling as a toplaner in League of Legends, when it doesn't matter what you do.
You will always lose the game cause the rest of your team solved world hunger.

How did you lose that game? Your stats are great wtf happaned?
I got the toplane experience

by onaeonaeonae January 21, 2020

to play safely

To maintain sexual abstinence, or limit sexual encounters to the enjoyments of self masturbation.

Abstinence or self masturbation are the only choices for those who intend to play safely.

When Mary caught chlamydia from a sexual encounter with a one night stand, she realized that while there is such a thing as 'safer sex', the only way to play safely is through sexual abstinence or self masturbation.

by sinn0cent1 December 27, 2005

To Play Ludo

Having intercourse after 11 PM PST (Pakistan Standard Time). It usually involves husband and wife but can have upto 4 players.

To Play Ludo, Hamara520 asks her hubby every night and watches Hentai

by Sheeda Pistol March 15, 2010

To play the fiddle

A disguised form for semi-exhibitionists to refer to their superskillful male masturbation sessions.

You: Ah, well, I'm off now; it's time to play the fiddle.
She: Oh crikey, do you play the fiddle?!
You: On a daily basis, me love.
She: Oh, then you must have very well-trained hand coordination!
You: I sure have, lass!
She: I wish you could record some of it for me!

by TerranceTheTerraceTerrier June 27, 2010

TGPlayz

A person who is most known for having physical relationships with animals. The most common animal is a dog that has rabies and bites your eye. He is also very fond of peanut butter and uses it as a replacement for tissues and hand lotion.

Shut that dog up, your gonna attract a tgplayz.

by Macks12 June 28, 2019

toeplay

What me and piers do

Dice: what’s toeplay?

Seven: so basically piers puts his cute little toes where the sun dont shine

by Rinz.mp3 December 18, 2021