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Tik Toker

A person that developed a mental disability right after downloading Tik Tok.
They have an IQ anywhere between -8 to 2.
They will remain dumb for the rest of their life.
1:Dude, do you see those tik tokers?
2:yes bro they are so dumb
1:yeah, they should be the only group of people that you should be legally allowed to bully and torture.
by Tapitos March 3, 2020
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Double-Tapered Shit

George Brett had an uncontrollable BM. Then he described what happened the next day, "I got up in the morning and took the most perfect double-tapered shit I’ve ever had in my life. True Story. Who are the pitchers in this game?"
by KC Fan January 14, 2009
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tolerant left

Those who are infact, not very tolerant of others, but like to say they are
John: "I would consider myself apart of the tolerant left as I am very liberal and have a tolerance to those who disagree with my views and opinions"

Ray: "Thats awesome I voted for Trump in 2020!"

John: "Fuck you, you racist, sexist, homophobic asshole. You only listen to dailywire don't you dumbass? Maybe try thinking for yourself for once you absolute bigot"

Ray: "Okayyy then."
by Republitard June 16, 2022
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toker

See pothead.

Someone who smokes pot, marijuana, Mary Janes.. yea you know the drill ~ the good stuff!
I'm a smoker.
I'm a joker.
I'm a midnight toker!
by Dick Jones April 14, 2004
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maximum viewing tolerance

A hypothetical (uncertain) threshold (the point that must be exceeded to begin producing a given effect or result or to elicit a response) at which white trash will feel offended by the moronic TV programming, directing their attention to other aspects of their equally miserable lives.
Hey Pete... why your father stays for hours and hours watching crappy TV?
He is becoming an experiment that will disprove maximum viewing tolerance theory.
by rperazag May 6, 2010
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Lehigh Tolerance

refers to the ability to hold your alcohol far better than the average person, simply because you attended Lehigh University.The majority of those in attendance at LU typically have a Lehigh Tolerance due to the high consumption of alcohol there.

Lehigh has also been known to have invented numerous drinking games: Beirut, Skong.
Guy 1: Dude, you have demolished 40 beers. Are you okay?

Guy 2: Yeah. I am a Lehigh Engineer. I have a LEHIGH TOLERANCE.
by lehighEngineerBJ October 15, 2010
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Topeka Destroyer

When you're getting head after a long night of drinking and you barf on the girl's head while she's bobbing you off. Known as a Topeka Destroyer because it destroys the chances of you ever getting head from that girl again.
"So I guess we won't be seeing Stacey again."
"How come?"
"I gave her a Topeka Destroyer last night."
by its426 October 22, 2003
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