love torpedo

A massive steel-hard cylinder of great power, broad and thick at its base and very sensitive at its tapered tip, propelled by a male into a female, inside whom it explodes with massive force, generally convulsing the female, and pouring a large quantity of liquid into her. In demonstration of Newton's Third Law of Motion, it also produces an explosive and convulsive effect in the male who propels it. Called a "love torpedo" because, unlike a war torpedo, its purpose is friendly and its effect is benign, and the recipient is as delighted to receive it as the sender is to deliver it.

My love torpedo felt like it was going to explode.

by Adam Philips August 18, 2006

Syrian Torpedo

A very large dildo, usually black and sometimes spiked, fired from a RPG towards an enemy's anus.

Guy 1: Have you seen the new porn coming out of the middle-east?
Guy 2: Yeah, they are always giving someone a Syrian Torpedo.

by ljohn12N May 13, 2014

Torpedo Turd

When you're taking a dump and you pass gas the same time a turd is coming out, Rocketing the turd into the water splashing the water on your cheeks.

Why is the floor wet?

I had a torpedo turd.

by TonyF June 17, 2008

toedown

a person , place , thing , or situation that is not appealing or worthy of respect . (adjective)....being sorry , uncooth , and low.

lisa is a toedown individual because she bought an 8 ball of meth instead of food for her children.(used as an adjective)

by greg perdue March 26, 2008

Toledo Meathook

The process of using the thumb and pointer finger in a "C" to simultaneously stimulate a chick in the vagina and rectum.

Man...that girl Regan is wild in bed so I had to Toledo Meathook that bitch so she wouldn't tear up my room.

by Big Ray Ray from Da South November 28, 2011

Toledo Hot Pocket

Shitting into an envelope and mailing it first class to your lover.

When I got home from music trivia, I was pleasantly surprised to see your Toledo Hot Pocket waiting in my mailbox for me.

by FelixTheCat11 April 23, 2018

Toledo Depth Charge

While receiving a blowjob, one places his left hand on his left hip (w/ the elbow facing slightly forward), then proceeds to vomit on the girl giving the blowjob.

"I knew I was in love the first time he gave me a Toledo Depth Charge," said Mary.

by I *have* performed a Toledo Depth Charge, Though September 24, 2003