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nooty tooties

Said when one has absolutely nothing to say and has to say something as when you are daydreaming at an office meeting and suddenly realise that all eyes are upon you and that someone has asked you a question while you were in la la land.
Angry policeman: "The whole building is on fire, the third floor has exploded, there is absolute chaos everywhere, and I find you standing here with that detonator in your hands. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY FOR YOURSELF!!??"

Guilty guy: "Nooty tooties"
by Mr. Happy March 23, 2005
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Tooterdonk

Usually reserved for bathroom mishaps. A huge mistake made related to toilet humor.
"Dude I'm so sorry for the huge tooterdonk I left in the basement bathroom....I'll clean it up later. swear."
by otter85 August 1, 2009
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tooterus

The male uterus. Where sperm goes, to make butt babies, during gay sex.
Greg was ecstatic to find out that Steves tooterus was willing and able to receive their soon to be offspring.
by blushed88 December 16, 2016
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toptierraptor

raptor is the best person ever and an amazing brother

anyone who hates him is wrong
guy: ugh, i hate toptierraptor, he is so annoying >:(

me: incorrect, toptierraptor is the coolest person to ever live, and he is always there for you :
by zeroherizon October 17, 2021
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Twitter Tooter

A Twitter Tooter is someone who paints a glorious picture of themselves through fictitious Twitter postings for the benefit of impressing women or perspective employers who actually check others using the internet as a resource.
Oh No ... I just got a Twit from Jim claiming he spent the afternoon picking up dog droppings at the new ," Bark Park ".

What a , "Twitter Tooter ".
by Susabar July 23, 2009
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Trippy Toother

Trippy Toother: A combination of Lysergic Acid Diethylamide (better known as LSD or Acid) and Methamphetamine (known as Meth, Ice, Speed, Crank, or Tweak). The name is derived from the mixtures affect on the body. This is inhibiting gum disease and the falling out of teeth (Meth Mouth) while at the same time making the person trip balls.
Jameson: Bro, what the fuck is up with her?
Samson: Ah she’s just on that Trippy Toother.
Jameson: So she’s a tweaker?
Samson: Kinda, just more groovy…
by SammyboyHuntz June 7, 2021
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two in the cooter one in the tooter

Another Way of Saying "Two In the Pink One In The Stink" or "Two in the Snapper One in the Crapper" etc.
i gave this bitch a two in the cooter one in the tooter
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