toothpaster

A fat person who wears skinny jeans. So called due to the fact that one who does resembles toothpaste being squeezed out of a tube.

"Have you heard about Mikes new girlfriend? I think they met at some punk show."

"Yeah, I facebook stalked her and you could only see her eyes on her profile pic... She's probably a toothpaster."

by ptakattack August 29, 2011

toothpasting

Rubbing toothpaste (usually crest) on your nipples to get a pleasant buzz.
You can use tape (preferably duct-tape) to keep the paste on during the day, and hide it during school
Also known as pasting, on the col, gating, etc.

Jimmy: Hey, have you ever tried toothpasting?
Andy: Yea, Matt introduced me to it a few months ago.
Jimmy: Hah, I saw the idea on 9gag and reddit a few weeks ago.

by jim n. iger October 14, 2012

Toothpasting

Rubbing toothpaste on one's nipples to get high

Have you been toothpasting?

Dude, I'm so pasted right now

by Ramerez October 21, 2012

toothpasting

the act of putting toothpaste on your nipples to attain a high.

Dude I cant pay attention, im high from toothpasting that im losing my mind.

by ObamasLoveChild October 14, 2012

toothpasting

a practice where one smears toothpaste on his or her nipples to achieve a high

I've been toothpasting all day today. No kidding, i'm still feeling high.

by toothpastingeveryday October 14, 2012

Toothpasting

The act of applying toothpaste to one's nipples, in order to create a high through the release of opium-like chemicals.

Guy 1: Dude, toothpasting. TRY IT.
Guy 2: No way man, that stuff messes you up.

by The_Guy_Who_Does_Nothing October 14, 2012

Toothpaste

When a certain somebody is apart of the ‘Toothpaste Gang’.

“Aye holmes, are you toothpaste amigo?”

by TootpasteG April 7, 2019