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Tooth Paste Leech 

a person who brings a tooth brush places but does not bring tooth paste, expecting others to lend them some... they will never contribute any tooth paste unless you stay at their house
Person 1: I'm gonna brush my teeth before I go to sleep
Person 2: K
Person 1: yea, but i forgot my tooth paste. Can I use some of yours?
Person 2: Sure... *under breath* tooth paste leech....
Tooth Paste Leech by bloopey August 20, 2011

Tooth Banger 

An anal pubic hair covered with faecal remanants that gets stuck in the teeth while licking someone's asshole.
Tara: Thanks darling that was the best rose bud ever!!!
Colton: No worries babe, going down on you like that makes me horny as fuck.
Tara: Shit baby, would you go and brush your teeth!
Colton: Why?
Tara: You've got a major Tooth Banger that smells like my lunch!
Tooth Banger by Stiflers Horny Dog October 16, 2012

tooth fairy agnostic 

a person who believes that the existence of god is as likely as the existence of the tooth fairy
I can't prove or disprove god but the likelyhood that he does exist is so small that i am a tooth fairy agnostic.
tooth fairy agnostic by Xerxes99 January 5, 2009

tooth to gum ratio 

the ratio of gums to teeth in a person's mouth.

If someone has large gums and small teeth that is bad tooth to gum ratio and vice versa.
"Damn his smile is kinda scary, it looks like he has baby teeth and adult size gums - total bad tooth to gum ratio!"
tooth to gum ratio by BeanSprout December 18, 2011

tooth fairy 

The Tooth Fairy teaches kids they can sell their body parts for money! Also known as prostitution.
Tooth Fairy: Hey kids! I'm gonna sneak into your room at night and steal your teeth! And then leave you money! Woo!
tooth fairy by amy, yo August 12, 2007

Tooth Dot Com 

When you unknowingly have something black, like pepper, stuck in your teeth.
"Hey babe... You got some tooth dot com going on right now".
Tooth Dot Com by BiggMikeDee November 15, 2011