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Toolbox song

Toolbox, I’ve gotta toolbox, I've gotta toolbox in my hand. Lets see what we can find, when we take a peek inside, I've gotta toolbox in my hand
Hammer, I've gotta hammer, I've gotta hammer in my hand. Lets pound some nails in the wall, its my favorite tool of all, I've gotta hammer in my hand. Screwdriver, I've got a screwdriver, I've got a screwdriver in my hand. Lets screws some screws in the door, and then we’ll do some more, I've got a screwdriver in my hand. Tape measure, I've got a tape measure I've got a tape measure in my hand. Lets measure this and that, a tape measures long and flat, I've got a tape measure in my hand. Level, I've gotta level, I've gotta a lavel in my hand. Lets make sure this pictures straight, a little to the left thats great. Wrench, I've gotta wrench, I've gotta wrench in my hand. Lets tighten this tiny screw, what a werenchy thing to do, I've gotta wrench in my hand. Hammer, screwdriver, tape measure, yeah. Level, wrench, toolbox ohh yeah. Toolbox, I've gotta toolbox, I've gotta toolbox in my hand. Toolbox, I've gotta toolbox, I've gotta toolbox in my hand.
Toolbox Song
by Poisonous_Cookie July 21, 2019
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ninja toolbox

when u go down on your lady, have a selection of items and see if you can slide them in without her realising
by the nugget April 12, 2014
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baked toolbox

The action of being completely wasted and operating heavy machinery
Bro, Jim is pulling a baked toolbox today with the crane
by highlightkidd37 November 29, 2018
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Boston Toolbox

A post-intercourse act of straightening the pubic hair of one's lover with a flat iron. Used as a sign of affection and contentment with the sex.
Take a peak; I was so good in bed that Sam gave me a Boston Toolbox! My pubes are so straight you're gay in comparison.
by Craven Moorehed January 13, 2008
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toolbox

Derogatory term for a female of limited intelligence, social skills, or overall worth to society.

Compliment to the derogatory masculine form "tool", which is used to refer to a male with similar qualities. "Tool" as a derogative term is derived from the use of "tool" as a general term for male genitalia. "Toolbox" can easily be construed the feminine equivalent. Tool is to toolbox as penis is to vagina, being the most obvious analogy, "toolbox" becomes an elegant compliment to "tool" in the pantheon of gender-based disparagements.
Dick may be kind of a tool, but Jane is a complete fucking toolbox!
by Someguynamedjoe June 28, 2007
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Toolbox

A person that uses unnescessary things to make themselves look cooler. They are like a poser, but being a toolbox is much worse.
A good example is Nate W. He is the biggest toolbox in the entire world. He tries so hard not to be a tolbox, that he is a toolbox.
by nateisatoolbox June 28, 2006
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toolbox

n., 1. a table full of people who think they are cooler than they actually are. 2. a fraternity house
"Dude, come to our luau party this friday! There'll be tons of CHICKS there! PIKE 4 LYFE!!"

"I wouldn't be caught dead at your fucking toolbox party."
by Patient.Zero October 24, 2007
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