toolbag jones

The name for someone who is a tool

Hey, there goes Toolbag Jones, with his collar popped, and his boat shoes

by F-18 September 15, 2009

toolbanger

A person who participates in sexual activity involving an inanimate object or objects (ie. a hammer).

Did you see what Chane and Josh were doing in the garden shed? What a bunch of toolbangers!

by craig_s May 6, 2009

toolbag

A guy who is a combination of a tool and a douchebag.

Dude, you're such a fuckin' toolbag.

by ravedITB April 12, 2009

plumbers toolbag

vagina with big lips

fuck me she had flaps like a plumbers toolbag!!

by betty swollocks September 13, 2003

Toolbag Thomas

Someone who acts like a complete idiot all of the time and lacks common sense, and who has no regard for the feelings of others.

Misha was such a toolbag thomas when he bitched out Brian for his metrosexualness.

by Mike Ze January 6, 2009

Toolballed

The feeling when someone plays only a part of a tool song

AHH dont skip Lateralus , you just Toolballed me

by Sp1ffy April 12, 2021

Dr. Toolbag

A crazy fool that acts like he is God's gift to women. Always is checking out his face in the mirror and demands attention ( yelling sometimes to get those to focus on his actions).

"that Dorian kid thinks he is so fly, he has a doctorate in being a tool, one would think of him as Dr. Toolbag

by Hustla4lyfe May 3, 2010