Tommer

A person who would add a name-definition to urbandictionary to test out his theory that most of the name info on this site is baloney submitted by horny high-school kids and wankers.

" He's try adding a comment to that site to see if it is totally BS. What a total Tommer!"

by Flying squirrel #2 February 4, 2010

Timmed

Much like the classic wasted; To bring to a specific state by drinking alcoholic liquors. In the extreme.

Oh Man, I found Darth Vader really attractive last night, I must have been so Timmed

by boove December 11, 2011

Trommed

To have sex that is so mind blowing, you could spend a week in the hospital recovering.

John got trommed last night, he's still in ICU

by jnik1234 October 3, 2009

Tommer

A person who can do something stupid beyond belief. Tommer sure are known for their outstanding ability to make the wrong decision despite its unpopularity.

Dude this kid fucked his underage girlfriend and now he’s in jail, just like where we said he’d be. What a tommer!

by Slydog11 November 7, 2019

tommervixen

(Noun) A secret weapon used in the war of the sexes; a shameless flirt; a scandalous woman, often a poking pugilist; a blondie who likes to get raunchy.

Dude, I'm on the prowl for some tommervixen tonight, dawg.

by johnny awesome July 12, 2006

Floor Tommmed

To be eaten by a giant floor tom while doing a 16 hour drum solo

The Ugly one has been floor tommed.

by Xero January 20, 2005

Timmed

To be unwillingly violently slapped in the face by a throbbing cock.

Dude here's a napkin it looks like someone Timmed you.

by Maddmunkey October 21, 2015