toki wo tomare

ZA WARUDO

ZA WARUDO, TOKI WO TOMARE

by some random account lol September 17, 2020

buzzed tomato

What it looks like when you squeeze your freshly shaved nut sack. When you squeeze your newly buzzed balls, it looks like a tomato, hence: buzzed tomato. Often used as a method of attracting mates. 60% of the time it works every time.

"I can't walk after I buzz my tomato."

"I keep fucking buzzing my tomato with your goat."

"Hey Amber, take a look at this buzzed tomato!"

"After a long hour of manscaping my girlfriend loved the look of my buzzed tomato. She couldn't wait to jump on the vine!"

by alierpantz January 10, 2013

Chunky Tomato Bisque

When you bang instantly after giving birth.

Wow that delivery was tough, but I'm definitely ready for a Chunky Tomato Bisque!

by Johnny LaDouché December 12, 2017

tomayters

How an inbred would refer to a tomatoe.

Hey Zeb pass me the tomayters and don't be shy with those taters and gravey either.

by Digger September 21, 2005

Tomatism

A rare lethal disease in which viewing tomatoes causes a chemical reaction in the brain of the afflicted, causing immediate death.

It's real, don't look it up.

Guy1: "Hey dude, you wanna share this tomato?"

Guy2: "Don't you know I have tomatism!? Now I'm gonna d-"

by Kage-sama January 27, 2015

tomato smasher

word for a guy who has a girlfriend but likes his ex-girlfriend who also has a boyfriend at the moment.

"Bruh he be a tomato smasher!"

by Doli May 23, 2009

dirty tomato

dirty sexual organs, preferably of a ruddy color

I saw that girls cervix she has a dirty tomato!

by ROBOSMO JONES March 25, 2011