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Cheating Tomatoes

The act of lying by omitting the truth, to have knowledge of something that someone else wants, needs, or should know. Typically omitted for selfish reasons.
She knew I wouldn't approve of her actions so she's been cheating tomatoes to keep me from being pissed at her.
by milowe October 27, 2010
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Water the tomatoes

When a man's penis is so short that when he pees he pisses on his balls
Son of a bitch! My dick is so shriveled up from the cold weather that it made me water the tomatoes.
by Breadfan4life October 14, 2021
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Rotten Tomatoes Dilemma

When the opinions of your work of art by the educated few and the general public are wildly different from one another, leaving you unsure on which you should treat as important or relevant.
Ah yes, the ole' Rotten Tomatoes Dilemma; do you listen to the critics who know what they're talking about who what you to stimulate them intellectually, or the audience who come en masse to make an emotional connection with what you've made? Which one truly matters? Which one should you take seriously? Who's opinion effects future exhibitions? Do either of them even matter?
by The Logical Fallacy June 10, 2022
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a fish taco with extra tomatoes is simply a vagina during a period.

*warning* eat at own discretion
dude, i went over to sarah's house last night... unfortunately, i didn't know she'd be serving me a fish taco with extra tomatoes!
by crimson scorch November 26, 2006
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Sun-Dried Tomatoes

The inability to properly perform cunnilingus (go down on a chick) due to extreme dryness. Often occurs when the female is extremely intoxicated, or by chance is dehydrated from anorexia/bulemia. The name is acquired from the girl's crotch strong resemblence to a sun-dried tomatoe from the Olive Garden. Can be abbreviated to 'Tomatoe,' if both parties know what the abbreviation implies. Also can become the guilty girl's new pet nickname.
{Lunch the morning after a party} "So, did you get anything out of her?" "Shit, all I got was a fucking Sun-Dried Tomatoe."
by Pize October 15, 2004
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lettuce and tomatoes

originated from a hamburger or such with the works. usually including lettuce and tomatoes.

1:having everything
2:fully loaded automobile
3:something perfect
4:a great possession
man my car got all the lettuce and tomatoes

ide give up the lettuce and tomatoes for that shit
by R()$$ April 11, 2004
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Heads Shoulders Knees and Tomatoes Burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Heads Shoulders Knees and Tomatoes Burger, you should try it!"
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