toilet

If something is 'toilet' it is crap

Harry: dude, that stuff is nasty

Alex: yeah man, it's toilet

Harry: fo shiz

by Harry W October 2, 2006

toilet

A code word meaning Accidentally having sex with your best friend even though your gay.

Audrey's mother didn't want her going to John's because he still had a penis.

John accidentally fallen into Audrey that night they hung out, they called it Toilet!

by JAN6430958y73hf March 27, 2008

toilet

A shitty experience or circumstance.

I gotta work late... that's fuckin toilet! My girl slepped with my best friend. Fuck her she was a toilet bitch anyway. I ran out of weed... That's some toilet shit right there.

by Dat Dude June 23, 2004

toilet

pronounced "toy-lay". its a perfume you morons!

mary wore her toilet to school today

by jane July 21, 2003

toilet

Someone who is ugly or rank looking.
Originated in Perth, Western Australia in 2005.

Person A: "What do you think of Robbie?"
Person B: " Absolute toilet"

by Claire Bear May 22, 2006

toilet

I love you but you have pee in your head

Can you tell your brain to use the toilet?

by Krkič October 10, 2019

toilet

the only place where Cole can sit and think about the fat french supply teacher and KD in solitude

also, the certain thing that we're about to trash

so basically, u sit on it.

by The Executive March 18, 2005