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muffin toeing

The act of penetrating a woman (or mans) muffin top with ones toes.
"Did you see Zach take that big girl home from the bar last night? He said he was muffin toeing her all night!"
muffin toeing by Dr.FreddyEddyThomas November 25, 2016

double toeing 

When a man sticks his toe up and women’s asshole and at the same time she puts her toe in his asshole...
Damn, me and Simon had a double toeing last night, he loved it so much he shat himself!!

Turtle toeing 

The act of being to fucking slow!
Hey mother fucker get your ass up and quit turtle toeing around!
Turtle toeing by Nr_stanky January 14, 2021

pistol toting 

When you’re waving your guns in the air without care or caring if anyone is looking at you.
Pistol toting and this glock do got a kit.”
pistol toting by Purpbreezy June 15, 2018
Short for isotoping
When teens enrich uranium and sell it to foreign nationals.
First discovered by the onion news network's program - beyond the Facts.

1 in 5 teens do this.
Teen 1: Let's enrich uranium, sell it to terrorists and make money.

Teen 2: Hell yeah, i love toping - i get a natural high.

* Terrorist attack*
Toping by Lil fission March 4, 2011

Toking up 

The act of smoking the sacred skunk or weed
Stoner 1: Bro whats up?
Stoner 2: Toking up man.
Toking up by Khronicc September 30, 2016