tatbir

Extreme Shia practice in which they beat themselves.

sunni: y3ni you see that shia beating himself yelling labayka ya husayn?
shia: yeah it's called tatbir

by askdjghsa March 22, 2021

Twatbiscuit

A person who is generally not liked.

Prone to ruining things, a twatbiscuit is never too far away.

"Hey Conor?"

"Yeah?"

"You're a twatbiscuit."

by E-dog January 10, 2013

twatburger

The item served with a verbal slap to the face and a side order of curly pubic fries.

"I didn't order this, you twatburger!"

by The Mitchell January 4, 2005

twatbasket

a derogatory term for people who look like they ought to be called a twatbasket

Southern UK

Tariq's some twatbasket, yo

by martin bays January 23, 2004

The TwatBerries

Inhabiting affluent suburbs of Greater London, frequently in possession of the ‘BBM’ and/or Apple related products. It is commonplace for these people to be blonde, with hair that is swept in a Toni & Guy coiffure. For what they lack in brain power, they certainly make up for in the dollar. Despite their evident wealth, TwatBerries insist upon wearing items of clothing of the ‘vintage’ variety, saved from the depths of the skips of North London. A simpler definition would be “general idiot”.

"Look at the TwatBerries in their vintage chunky knit cardigan, BBMing in their Media Studies lessons. Tch."

by A.Non and A.Mous November 16, 2010

Almadoesn'tmater

Almadoesn'tmatter
An object or logo from a school one may have flunked out of or went on to get a better job without the degree from that school because it was so frustrating. Like when you can't finish a degree plan because some of the courses needed to get that particular degree are not or no longer offered at that school
Here is a football jersey from your 'Almadoesn'tmatter"
I know you did not make the team and lost your scholarship but hey you may have some nostalgia for this.
Source: Lloyd Johnsoon, Caney Head, Texas

Here is a football jersey from your 'Almadoesn'tmater'
I know you did not make the team and lost your scholarship but hey you may have some nostalgia for this.

I gave Katz a tray from LU where she tried to get a law degree and could not complete because the courses were not offered to complete the degree plan so her Almadoesn'tmater as she has an excellent job as a government litigator.

by Lloyd Johnson December 24, 2007

twatbubble

a bubble that rises up through the twat, kind of like a fart.

"you cut me off, you worthless twatbubble!!!"

by aury September 18, 2005