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titi

A person who drives an Audi tt. Generally metrosexual business men or overly style concious men. They can not be driven without sun glasses and a "Nicky Clarke Haircut" .They are considered as being slighty gay by real car enthusiast. However, if they are driven my a female they are considered cool and very stylish provided her hair is straightend with GHDs and oversized designer sunglasses. They cars are quite fast but this is only to make up all the time waisted by the driver getting ready to make an appearance.
"look at dat titi" or "stop plaiting your ear hair, you titi!!"
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titi slap

wen a chick wit big tits gets mad at you so she turns round rapidly, and slams you in the face very hard with her big tits
i touched her butt so she got booty tickled and titi slapped me
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Tity Licker

one who licks tits. Some times will season them with there own jizz, or cunt
I'm going to try the "Tity Licker" move one my Girlfriend.
by Evan winfree November 25, 2009
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Etch-a-Tities

Using a lady friends tits as a the knobs on an Etch-a-Sketch to create beautiful works of art. She holds a pencil and draws according to the turns.
You better come over with a pencil.
Is it time for Etch-a-Tities already?
by DoubleAnonymous August 22, 2010
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Titie monster

A girl with boobs so big that she is gross And looks like a monster
Rebecca is a titie monster her boobs are way too big
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Tity Fuck

sticking the dick between the clevage of the breast and cumming on her face
Marrissa got sad because no one except cesar would tity fuck her
by free hand jobs June 21, 2009
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