tile technique

to count the ceiling tiles to prevent leering at a woman with an attractive ass, usually in a work enviornment in order to prevent a "sexual harrasment issues .

Hey Freddie, I had to use the tile technique today with this sweet bootie woman. Did you know that hallway has 107 rows of tiles on it

by Harold N. April 1, 2007

Tidley

(Also can be used as 'Tidley Wink') A replacement for any word that you have no desire to say for one reason or another or a replacement for a word that you can't think of at the moment. Also helpful when wanting to replace a dirty or cuss word in front of an audience that does not accept words of that category.

What the crap was Mr. Hunt thinking today in science class, he was acting like a freaking Tidley!

Yo bro, me and some of the guys are going to go Tidley it up with Jeff's mom, you down?

Son of a Tidley Winking Tidley! Some people need to Tidley their own Tidley Winks before I Tidley in their freaking mouth.

by Mac Daddy Fro October 21, 2011

Tile muncher

Someone who perfers to eat out a shaved pussy rather than a hairy one (carpet eater)

My cousin Damien is a carpet eater, not a tile mucnher.

by Damien June 24, 2004

fnaf floor tiles

The black and white floor tiles from the five nights at freddys franchise. A way to slander straight people.

“Not the fnaf floor tiles saying something.”

by Kapn July 18, 2021

tile peeler

A fart that stinks so badly, it will put up a hole scholl if ignited. even worse than 3 stink bombs let off in an enclosed room with no windows!!

eg. JOSH M is a tile peeler

by Ñ3ss October 2, 2006

Tinley Park

A small town in Illinois that many teenage boys seem to mistake for the ghetto despite the fact it was named "best place to raise your kids".

Guy 1: Hey, did you see that guy over there?
Guy 2: I don't think he gets that Tinley Park isn't the ghetto...

by Tabitha Watson April 19, 2011

tillery

An establishment for the collection of a liquid by condensation and subsequent evaporation.
The opposite of distillation.

Anheuser-Busch hired an engineer so retarded he built a tillery.

by card February 7, 2005