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limbering for timbering

(v.) doing exercises, often crunches or push ups, before sex in order to look marginally more fit; to do a warm up routine in preparation for raucous sex.
Girl 1- "Isn't Mike coming over?"
Girl 2- "Yeah!"
Girl 1- "Then why are you doing crunches?"
Girl 2- "I'm just limbering for timbering. It's gonna get rough tonight, plus I want to burn some flab."
by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011
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Justin Timberlake

The most amazing man in the Universe who is hated on by a bunch of queer ass pussies who can get blow jobs. He is the most talented person in the world. He pretty much plays every musical insrument. He also dances and acts. And not to forget is the best singer in the world!!!!!! He is a motherfucking SAINT!

All praise Justin Almighty!
WWJD?
(What Would Justin Do?)
Justin = Jesus

person 1: Hey have you ever heard of Jesus?

person 2: No but I have heard of Justin Timberlake.
by JT LOVER May 3, 2008
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Timbered

1. To be so drunk that you feel like you are about to fall like a freshly chopped tree.

2. To be so drunk that you feel about as good as that Ke$ha and Pitbull song.
Simon: Man we should drink tonight!

Brendon: Yeah man! It's going down, we're getting timbered!
by SD and BB December 4, 2013
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tilemaxos

Tilemaxos can get all the girls , even your girl
Tilemaxos : Ton kl sou
by Gavrqos February 24, 2021
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on the tiles

to enjoy yourself at night by going out to nightclubs, parties or bars
by MandM82 July 18, 2014
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floor tiles

The fetish of floor tiles. Originating from a 4chan thread where the op admitted to getting sexually aroused by tile patterns and saving pictures with different patterns for masturbatory purposes.
Having a fetish for floor tiles isn't abnormal at all imo. I'm sure a lot of normal people share this fetish too.
by T r u t h. November 24, 2017
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Justin timberlake

To succeed, to do what you aim for, and make everyone look at you hating. To prove everyone wrong with success.
Came from the success of Justin Timberlake and his achievements to date. Success in band *NSYNC, (made by Chris Kirkpatrick)Career, Life and Money
'Oh my goodness...i've done a JT!!'
by Evey May 19, 2004
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