these fishsticks are hard as tits

extreme expression of dissaproval; derived from the tourettes guy

one day billy bob gets fired and exclaims:'these fishsticks are hard as tits!!"

by ninjamann13 June 27, 2007

Catch these hands

Fight me hoe

You bout to catch these hands boii

by Mf_starboii January 6, 2017

taesexual

taesexual means that your love is only for kim taehyung in this world. And you're addicted to him.

I became taesexual when I saw Kim Taehyung for the first time.
I'm addicted to Kim Taehyung so I'm taesexual.

by IAMGUCCI95 October 30, 2018

The reason these tables are numbered

There's a good one, but Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet

Guy: Dayumm, Panic! At the Disco has the longest song titles, I mean, "There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered, but Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet"? That doesn't even have anything to do with the song, it's so st-

Girl: Don't you dare say the word "stupid" in reference to Brendon Urie. EVER.

Guy: But what IS the reason these tables are numbered?

Girl: Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet.

by P!ATD<3 August 7, 2010

Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions

When you are looking through definitions people have wrote for the Urban Dictionary and you see one so terribly disgusting you have to click the Keep Out button 180,000 times

If I had a dollar for everytime I just clicked the Keep Out button I could raise a child. Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions?!

by I'm A Fucking Unicorn June 15, 2016

Mob Ties

when two large groups, gangs etc... come together as one

Thats my brother, we got mob ties behind this

by kash bandit June 17, 2018

Tiekebed

Derived from Jewish ebed and Brazilian Tieke
This describes any man that fits in the following category

Sexy

Straight
funny
charming
realistic
and last but not least

good in bed

oh my I just went out with a tiekebed last week I'm soooo lucky..

by John fleuristin August 3, 2011