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Toddlercan

1.) Potty-training tool used as a practice 'can' used while teaching a toddler not to defecate on themselves.

2.) An educational tool used in preschools.
1.) "Yes, Johnny, that's a great use of the toddlercan. Now go clean up."

2.) "Yes, Johnny, that's a great use of your toddlercan. Now go clean up.
by ScrabblerAnon February 6, 2010
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Sugar toddler

A male or female sugar baby who is not young enough to be considered one.
John: Man Tony is such a sugar baby. I can't believe he's using that guy for her money.

Sara: No, he's a sugar toddler. He is way too old to he a sugar baby.
by mike96pi January 4, 2021
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Toddlerkon

A form of lolicon which involves illustrations of children (mostly females) under the age of 6 is provacative or sexual situations.
Drawn Child Like Pornography involving toddlers.
by VC March 1, 2005
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toddlerection

The erection of a young boy who has yet to enter puberty. Not sexual in nature, and completely normal.
Little Jack's mom was worried when she spotted his toddlerection when giving him a bath, but after she researched on the web she realized it was completely normal.
by W00glin December 16, 2008
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Beer Toddler

(n.) A person who gets drunk off of a small amount of alcohol.
(n.) A person who vomits or acts outrageous after a small amount of alcohol.
Guy 1: I heard Ben threw up all over himself earlier.
Guy 2: Yeah and he had only had 4 beers by then.
Guy 1: Fuckin' beer toddler.
by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010
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Toddler Style

Toddler Style is a form of partying where two scenerios have to happen in order to be offical.

1. The person partying toddler style must not be wearing pants. Diaper optional.

2. The person must be drinking a beer with a nipple on the top.
Dave: Did you see Jayson he is partying toddler style.

Jeff: Yeah he has the beer and damn...the diaper gets me every time.
by Toddler Style March 11, 2009
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toddlerist

And child, typically between ages 1-3 that goes from happy go lucky to a crazed lunatic in a matter of seconds.
"Not going to be able to meet you at the playground, the toddlerist and I are in a standoff about how many more bites of his peanut butter sandwich he must eat...."
by jshsahm July 30, 2012
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