Tickers

Word to describe a very attractive girl

Have you seen that bird over there shes tickers

by T-M May 3, 2006

Ticker

variation of pukka or nice, often associated with weed or tobbaco

ryan: hows that joint for you mate?

james: pukka, pukka, ticker ticker.

by 420geezer March 23, 2011

Ticker

Slang for turn signal

"Do you not know how to use a fucking ticker?!"

by Bcirsiah June 20, 2014

ticker

a very cruel and unkind mythical creature that lurks the streets in the gears of war 2 video game

the ticker ran quick

by ojotheshow September 1, 2009

Ticker

An individual who thinks so highly of themselves, that they think the world should circle around them or at least pledge to them. They also tend to think they are 'all that' so they think their doing you a favour by being friends with you, dating or even merely talking to you; hence they gossip on the smallest of things. To lastly add, to mentain their ego, they uphold a facade.

Girl 1: I tried talking to that guy and he looked at me like I was worth nothing.

Girl 2: The other day I overheard him gossiping about Sam, saying that he should go make friends with his own class. Typical ticker!

Guy: Damn, he thinks his all that but he's not... fuck the fake and discreet!

by GreatIncredibleJ July 3, 2012

Clicker Ticker

The internal clock that only males have when they click from one station to another because of a commercial, and then click back just before the original show comes back on.

Wendy: Geez Stan it's amazing how often you click back to what we were watching just before the show comes back from commercial. How do you do it?

Stan: No big deal. It's just my Clicker Ticker.

by patsguy52 October 31, 2011

Ticker

An individual that masturbates routinely, usually because they haven't and/or can't have sexual intercourse due to their unsightly appearance.

John: "How does Dave live without friends? That must suck."
Frank: "Yeah, I know right? He's probably a ticker."

by damann August 27, 2009