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Tinder Blister

A cold sore HSV 1 or Genital Herpes HSV-2 that manifests approximately one week after a Tinder date and is immortal, due to Tindering.
“I think that bitch Crystal from Tinder gave me a Tinder Blister.
by SHAWN S0L0 January 15, 2019
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Tiannenmen Square Massacre

Fictitious event in which millions of chinese people celebrated the success of their government
I love china. We should have a holiday remembering the Tiannenmen Square Massacre party
by Flawless47770 January 10, 2022
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Power tandem

Two power tops who eat, sleep and ravish two unwilling bound and gagged partners together, simultaneously clasping hands, smiling, looking longingly into each others eyes, sharing a most intimate moment and listening to White Snake.
Bill and Jim are exhausted from their power tandem last night.
by Power_tandem April 15, 2010
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Tinder Eugenics

The genetic annihilation of men under 6 feet in height by the forces of mass technology combined with feminism.
Due to the prevalence of tinder eugenics, guys who would have been able to get married and have families years ago are now total incels.
by D Flawless April 21, 2020
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tandem

A term used by street drifters to simplify the act of drifting around together. This term is also used by gamers in GTA, Forza, Need for Speed, etc.
Hey Nick, you wanna tandem tonight?

Yeah bro. I'm up for a tandem.
by StrxfestrxfeStrxfw June 25, 2018
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Tinder

Tinder is the eugenics program that was created by german scientists in nazi Germany around 1933-1945. The goal of the program was to give breeding rights to certain people with certain traits that were considered superior(such as tall height) in order to create a superior race and at the same time get rid of unwanted races and phenotypes. When world war 2 ended, the allies stole many documents and findings of the german scientists and brought them to america. There, they started to study and improve the eugenics program in order to make it as efficient as possible. They planned to implement the program to the american population while using modern technology such as the internet and smartphones. The eugenics program started officially in 2012 and since then it spread all over the world. The users of the program can create a profile and start seeing profiles of other users on their smartphone. The female users pick the male users with the best traits(around 10% of the userbase) and meet up for sex and various activities. The majority of the male userbase(90%) is unwanted and therefore their genes die out. Tinder is officially a huge success. Human rights organization and various scientists and academics from universities around the world have expressed their concerns about the genocide of the sub8 males but goverments and authorities ignore the problem and many of them in fact support the genocide.
Person 1>Hey man you got any matches on Tinder?
Person 2>Nah man, my genes are inferior, i will never breed!
Person 1>Damn man, that's sad! Just be yourself, go outside and be positive!
Person 2> Thx for the advice Norman!
by IntelligentPerson77 March 7, 2021
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Tianwei

She was such a Tianwei.
by obamaniquaa May 6, 2010
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