rotten thunderstorm

a series of loud flatulations (farts) that smell really bad

Tom: *farts*
Ron: Dude that was loud...and reeks!
Tom: *farts*
Ron: You need to stop, thats nasty!
Tom: Sorry man, i had beans for lunch. *farts*
Ron: I didn't know a rotten thunderstorm was in the forecast.

by 2much2do March 14, 2008

Seattle Thunderstorm

The act of exploding liquid diarrhea on a partner's chest while urinating uncontrollably all over their face while their mouth is open.

I didn't know I had a Seattle Thunderstorm brewing when i took her home last night, boy was she surprised!

by THEgRAPE-briGAYde69 August 22, 2017

Severe thunderstorm

One mighty storm that causes euphoria.

A: BRO I GOT HIT BY A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM!!1!!!!111!1!
B: HEY ME TOO I LOVE IT
A: POSTING IT TO MY SNAP

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

asian thunderstorm

When you cum on a girl's face and then lay a huge fart in her face.

Betty was not pleased when i gave her an asian thunderstorm in her mom's room the other day.

by Mike Cannon May 24, 2004

thunderstanding

Quickly understanding.

"I am thunderstanding why doing a poo on a road is a bad idea."

by LachyP7 January 11, 2014

Mexican Thunderstorm

After eating a spicy mexican dinner, you spray your resulting diarrhea on your date's chest and face.

I told Janine I didn't like burritos but she made them for dinner anyway. So later that night I gave her a Mexican Thunderstorm and blew the place up.

by Manny the Mexican September 11, 2006

Chocolate Thunderstorm

a form of bukkake, consisting of butt-piss, faucet ass, and hershey squirts in lieu of man goo.

i told three strippers i wanted to sniff farts out of their ass, not knowing they had mexican for dinner and it turned into a Chocolate Thunderstorm.

by LT. Hanarod March 16, 2012