Thundercock Capital Management LLC

A large private equity firm that manages Chad Thundercock's assets and also houses the secretarial staff that coordinate his weekly tropical island getaways with blonde cheerleaders and sorority girls

Dude, I landed an internship this summer at Thundercock Capital Management LLC. My career is totally on a role!

by D Flawless June 8, 2020

Thunderfuck

i.e,

To thunderously fuck someone causing injury

"Walbert thunderfucked me last week. I cant feel my legs"

by sexdemon5 September 10, 2011

Alaskan Thunderfuck

An insanely good chronic classed weed that made me feel like a snow man jizzed on the back of my throat

(Man choking)
Dude 1: Taking that Alaskan Thunderfuck like a bitch?
Dude 2: Goddamn snowman jizzed all up in my throat nd sht

by Nigga N8 March 1, 2010

Thundercracker

Offensive term for a white person who was an oppressor to Asians. Began being used in the 1800s while the trans-continental railroad was being built and revived during WWII and the Japanese internment camps.

Person 1: Hey dude what you eating? Rice or some shit?
Person 2: Dude don't be a fucking thundercracker, white people eat rice too.

by TheKingdomToMyHeart June 18, 2019

alaskan thunderfuck

the shit that will put your mind in a whole other state, makes you think very psychologically and deep

about 5 good hits will have your eyes bleeding and you will not want to move at all hahahaha

very very good bud basically

friend #1 : yoooo lets burn after school

friend 2 : yo i don't really wanna burn

friend 1 : YOOOO i got that alaskan thunderfuck shit

friend 2 : OH WERD THEN IM DOWN NIGGGAAAA!

by ellomate! September 15, 2009

Thundercock

A potent sauce from Sri Racha, Thailand, used as an incredibly spicy addition to any foodstuff. The etymology of Thundercock's name is quite simple - thunder from the ridiculously-spicy nature of the chili pepper / vinegar / garlic sauce, and cock from the iconic rooster that adorns its famous label. Thundercock is also famous for being the secret half of the "spicy-mayo" garnish served at most sushi restaurants.

1. G-d Damn, that thundercock sauce did a number on my tongue!
2. Clarence, of course that spicy mayo is hot, half of it is thundercock-based!

by BrandeisKong January 13, 2009

Russian Thunderfuck

If you don't know what it is by the name, you don't deserve to achieve it.

"Yeah me and the mistress pulled a Russian Thunderfuck last night.."

by Dé Von the Blacksmith March 18, 2014