Thunderchode

Penis of moderate length but extreme girth. Often those with thunderchodes chime "girth is more important than length" and take dick pics next to unseemingly wide objects

Guy 1: Dude, I heard Tyler is talking to your girl.
Guy 2: I'm not worried. I heard his dong is only 6 inches.
Guy 1: Yeah, but hes got a thunderchode. He'll split her in half.

by ninety9rising December 1, 2016

Thundercock Capital Management LLC

A large private equity firm that manages Chad Thundercock's assets and also houses the secretarial staff that coordinate his weekly tropical island getaways with blonde cheerleaders and sorority girls

Dude, I landed an internship this summer at Thundercock Capital Management LLC. My career is totally on a role!

by D Flawless June 8, 2020

Thundercock

A potent sauce from Sri Racha, Thailand, used as an incredibly spicy addition to any foodstuff. The etymology of Thundercock's name is quite simple - thunder from the ridiculously-spicy nature of the chili pepper / vinegar / garlic sauce, and cock from the iconic rooster that adorns its famous label. Thundercock is also famous for being the secret half of the "spicy-mayo" garnish served at most sushi restaurants.

1. G-d Damn, that thundercock sauce did a number on my tongue!
2. Clarence, of course that spicy mayo is hot, half of it is thundercock-based!

by BrandeisKong January 13, 2009

ThunderCock

To kick someone up their butt with a GREAT amount of force. If done hard enough, the victim will piss their pants crying. If one wishes, they may also punch the person up their butt.

When Rj ThunderCocked Christian, he was in an ordeal amount of pain.

by ITSBEAGLEBETCH July 16, 2011

thundercock

A symbol of pure dominance.
It represents Zeus's penis.
The mark of ultimate masculinity.
The earthquake that penetrates the lightning cunt.
It makes Chuck Norris look like John Wayne Bobbit.

"Thundercock. It is truly the one cock to rule them all"
-Gandalf

"Oooo, Gandalf, you thilly thortherer"
-Dumbeldore

by NDT November 23, 2007

Thunderclap

The name given to the slapping sound produced during the act of sexual intercourse in the famed doggy style position when a males testicles, which are especially loose and/or saggy due to heat or over stimulation, smack against the back of the females thigh and produce a slapping sound reminiscent of a soft clap of the hands.

Man 1 "Nigga i was bangin my girl the other night doggy style and my balls were so loose that the sound of the thunderclap was proper so loud that i went deaf in my left ear."

Man 2 "Shit nigga you best calm down on swingin dem testiclots around."

Man 1 "Word."

by Ninja Mc Stealth Kill August 23, 2009

Thunderchild

The fictional Pre Dreadnought battleship, known for its heroic actions in the novel by HG Wells, “The War Of The Worlds.”

Before succumbing to the Tripod’s heat rays, it managed to kill three Tripods, saving a nearby ship full of refugees.

Moving swiftly through the waters
Cannons blazing as she came
Brought a might metal war-lord
Crashing down in sheets of flame
Sensing victory was nearing
Thinking fortune must have smiled
People started cheering
"Come on ThunderChild"
"Come on ThunderChild"

by FightingMachineWOTW December 7, 2021