Tubtard

A person who has the physical qualities of a tubby person but also the mental qualities of a retarded person.

My friends call me a tubtard because I ate forty nuggets in one sitting, lowering my IQ by a dozen points.

by Pseudo ploop July 13, 2020

Trumptard

1. One who is willing to lie, cheat, and steal for no other reason but to lie, cheat, and steal.

2. The opposite of a patriot
3. Someone who will kill others because they don't agree with someone, someone's opinion, or, because "Jesus"
4. A loser

" I was an insurrectionist on Jan 6th. Boy am I a trumptard"

by NotATrumptard January 31, 2022

TrumpTard

The blind ignorant following of DJT, without actually knowing anything.

I love how all of the bad stuff is Obama era and all of the good stuff is Trump era with you TrumpTards but, government shutdowns have been happening since the 80s.

by Quaker style meeting December 21, 2018

Thumbtractive

The ability to look physically attractive or appealing in reduced-size versions of pictures (e.g. thumbnails), but not necessarily in larger sized pictures or in real life.

A: Wow! Whos that hot facebook friend of yours?

B: She's not really hot, she's just thumbtractive.

by CareWeare December 30, 2010

trumptardation

The irrational state where some people actually believe against all available evidence that Trump is a wise leader and successful business man who actually knows what he is doing and cares about humans.

Wow, that altard just punched a dude in the face who said that Trump was corrupt and stupid, that's some serious trumptardation right there.

by surfbytes December 4, 2020

trumptard

Name originally given to brain-dead Donald Trump zombies, it now refers to any republican hypocrite who gets all his guidance from Fox news and the bible.

"Did you hear that Billy Bob got his sister AND his youngest daughter pregnant at the same time?"

"Wasn't his wife pissed?"

"Nah, they're all fucking trumptards."

by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 17, 2018

thumbtack salad

When editable goods become, or are naturally, too sharp and leave their digester's mandible ceiling in a mess of bloody, and usually painful, ribbons.

1.) Sorry, can't pronounce my L's because of my thumbtack salad this morning.

2.) Captian Crunch.

3.) A big salad bowl filled with thumbtacks, and dressed with scalding hot clam chowder, salt, and razor blades.

by java monster February 22, 2008