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Thumbing

A dangerous but really fun method of getting high. Also called "The Fainting Game" or the "Thumb Blow" doing the following can give you an intense high for about 5 seconds.

1. Sit in the squatting position.

2. Breathe in and out heavily for 20-30 seconds.

3. Stand up quickly.

4. Blow on your thumb as hard as you can.

When you thumb, you hear voices, see crazy visions, and lots more. It feels like you're traveling through time. When you're high, it seems like all of it happens in a few minutes, maybe longer. But in reality it only lasts a few seconds. You tend you shake and move back and forward in jerking motions, but it's just in your head. The feeling is pretty much indescribable, and it's better than weed.

Sometimes, you could even pass out. When you pass out, you only pass out for a few seconds but you have INTENSE and crazy dreams about a lot of things. When you wake up, you'll be really disoriented and you'll feel extremely awesome but fucked up. After you thumb, you sort of forget what happened when you were high, like, what you saw.

The feeling you get when you thumb is amazing and intense, but only do it a few times. If you do it too much, you could get bad brain damage, or even die. When you thumb, have a friend with you just in case something really bad happens. Don't be too scared though, it's really fun and fucked up.
My friend Zach thumbed in my living room the other day. He passed out, fell backwards and knocked over my goddamn computer and a bunch of other shit. I couldn't stop laughing. Thumbing is crazy.
by DJmidnyt August 28, 2010
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Thumbing

Where you caress objects new to you with your thumb to evaluate the roughness of the surface.
Joe was thumbing metal to feel the roughness of it .
by Nimbemagee June 3, 2018
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Thumbing

Punishing your significant other by inserting your thumb in her ass without warning. A technique that is crude, but effective. See also, ad hoc.
Thumbing--She wouldn't get ready to leave, so I thumbed her so she would get out the door.
by Bleeding Blue January 16, 2009
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Thumbing it in

Using your thumb to help pleasure a woman cause you can't get it up.
Mart had to much to drink and couldn’t get aroused. So he didn’t disappoint the lady he used his thumb to help get it up there (thumbing it in).

"Like trying to push a Marshmallow into a piggy bank."

"You’ve got it!"
by scratch_nasty November 2, 2011
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Thumbling

The act of typing with only your thumbs on all typing devices, I.e. Computer keyboards and other devices through the learned behavior of texting on smaller devices such as cell phones.
Jason thumbled out his term papers on his computer keyboard to the amazement of his parents. "Mom, where are the bandaids? My thumbs are sore from thumbling!"
by Walter eagle December 18, 2010
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Thumbing A Saftey

A Fife term, originally describing the practice of opening a soft roll, this has been corrupted to describe the sexual act of stuffing a flaccid penis up one’s fanny.

Generally only practiced by Fife Sengas in a desperate attempt to get some sexual pleasure from the ned they picked up only hours before.
"See me, ah wiz pure thumbing a saftey last night...useless prick."
by Bruce February 1, 2005
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Thumbing the call

Call comes through, Customer Service Rep looks at the phone then proceeds to push the Cancel or Exit button on the phone, ignoring the call. Call then is routed to the next Customer Service Rep.
"Ring, Ring..."
First Rep sees the number then ignores the call by Thumbing the Call
Next Rep: "Ring, Ring..."
"Hello, this is Tech Support, How may I assist you?"
by TheICPrincess September 2, 2009
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