convenient sore throat

Saying that u have a sore throat so that you don't have to say a speech or talk but also to get people to shut the fuck up so that u can talk.

(In a school)

Child shouts, 'I am superman!' and gets up off his sit while slowly ripping off his school uniform

Teacher: Little boy, you sit your ass down!!!

Students laugh at the teacher's outburst and continue their talking.

Teacher: Silence class, I am not well enough for this, i have a sore throat (Cough)(Cough)

Random Student: Ha ha ha what a convenient sore throat miss!

Teacher: Silence!!

by ZCMC April 1, 2009

throat freeze

Although the brain freeze is much more 'popular', real people (with actual souls) experience the cold burn of throat freezing when engulfing too much cold foods, too fast. The 'symptoms' are usually;
-a piercing coldness in your throat
-difficulty breathing
-laughs makes the pain worse.

While drinking cold classic cherry slurpees, the friends (Anti-Soul) and (Real-Soul) experienced a strange sensation.
(Anti-Soul); Ah! My brain!
(Real-Soul); Wtf.
(Anti-Soul); Oh, my head, it's so cold -- must be a brain freeze.
(Real-Soul); Shouldn't it hurt your throat... like... a throat freeze?
(Devil);-Rising from hell- THAT IS HIS PUNISHMENT, TRYING TO ESCAPE MY ETERNAL BURNING SUFFERING BY COOLING HIMSELF, I SHALL MAKE THE PAIN STRAIGHT TO HIS FEEBLE HUMAN MIND!
(Real-Soul); K.

by Anonymous Slurpee August 3, 2008

Throat tricks

When the head so crazy good it’s like she doing a mouth circus on the D!

Mer started doing those throat tricks on my dick last night and it felt like she was sucking my soul out through the D!

by Bigdickballer420 February 28, 2019

Throwaway

Songs that a rapper made while in this process of making an album that didn't make it to the album and that they usually don't release unless it's leaked or they feel like dropping it

No Lie was supposed on Die Lit but it ended up being a throwaway.

by idk89 March 31, 2019

throatwhore

One who can stimulate the male genitalia using only their oesophagus.

"I've heard she can take five cocks at once, the filthy little throatwhore."

by Skameequa September 13, 2003

throat yoghurt

male reproductive juices inside the throat. Generally self applied by swallowing a load.

Jenny loves the throat yoghurt.

by rapunzabel September 10, 2016

Throat goat

The best at deepthroating ...

I nominate my girl friend to be the throat goat of the year....

by Shoeboxx May 3, 2021