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Long Way Threeway

When one member of a long distance relationship has sex with another person and Skypes their significant other.
Pam is dating Betty, who lives in another state, and was horny so he decided to have a long way threeway while ramming a Slampiece.
by P.A.N.B. February 26, 2013
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threeway cock socket

Woman esp.; female of any mammalian species.
I need to find a threeway cock socket.
by badgerbotherer April 22, 2005
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Willy Wonkas Threeway

When two male midgets have sex with a taller girl. preferably 6ft plus.
The midgets and the WNBA player went to the hotel room and had a Willy Wonkas Threeway
by sexmaster89 April 4, 2023
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its not gay if its a threeway

Sexual intercourse involving 3 people whereby it is not gay as long as there is always 3 people (male or female) participating.
John and Tim had sex last night.

Wow how gay.
Oh wait Paul was there too.
Oh thats fine so, its not gay if its a threeway.
by Dinosaurs are fun April 18, 2014
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Second-Hand Reverse Threeway

The act of having an indirect three-way through means of either kissing or engaging in sexual intercourse with one individual, as well as someone who they engage in the same practice with. If person A engages in intercourse with person B, and person B engages in intercourse with person C, then person A, B, and C had a Second-Hand Reverse three-way.
Golly Gee, Brian just had a Second-Hand Reverse Threeway with his ex and her new boyfriend. That's gross!
by CommitPesticides June 8, 2015
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fat cat threeway

A man using sunglass lanyards on 2 women while inserting from behind.
Come here girls... we’re having a fat cat threeway.
by Thatbitchagain.... July 1, 2019
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Asbury Threeway

List of Items Needed Before Beginning:
-Pizza costume
-Hamburger Costume
-Chicken Costume
-Parmesan cheese, ketchup and a raw egg

Three people dress up in each of the above costumes. They walk into the bar and find one patron to join them in sexepades. The patron strips down butt ass naked to prepare to get punished. The pizza costume person sprinkles Parmesan cheese on the asshole of the patron. The hamburger costume person injects ketchup up the anus of the patron. Lastly, the chicken costume person shoves a raw egg up the ass of the patron and clucks like a chicken for one minute. The patron then starts dancing the Macarena butt naked until he/she cracks the raw egg in their asshole and shits out the ketchup. Due to the intense pressure the patron will be under, they are to call for a ride home from the bar and leave their white Dodge Ram in the parking lot so everyone knows they had a “rough” night.
Tim: I saw Brian’s truck was in the parking lot this morning.

Rick: He must have gotten introduced to the Asbury Threeway last night.

Tim: OMG, lucky!!
by Wagonwheel69 November 13, 2021
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