Tommy Thistle

When someone inserts a 12 inch dildo covered in another individual's fecal matter up their own rectum.

Drew Tommy Thistled with George last night!

by Disgurl0805 November 25, 2023

thorns and thistles

Troubles, cares, hardships, and concerns

Question: "How's it going, buddy?" Answer: "Thorns and thistles, man, thorns and thistles."
Can also be used as an exclamation meaning "Life sucks" or "Everything has gone to crap." As in "Did you hear what happened? Thorns and thistles! how am I going to fix this?!"

by Sawrie December 7, 2021

Fuck thistle

When all hope has been lost in humanity and the person in front of you has committed the most utmost stupidity compared to the slime on a Pap smear

That stupid driver cut me off. What a fuck thistle

by Bikemike2015 December 8, 2021

Thistle

If you are named after a flower and a girl gives you a thistle, she is falling in love with you.

I'm falling in love with her so I gave her a thistle

by swaggy thistle March 29, 2022

King Thistle shut his mouth

When King Thistle eats sticky fudge cake.

King Thistle shut his mouth because he ate the sticky fudge cake.

by Debskelly1985 April 1, 2023

Thistle get prickly

Or "thistle get thorny".

Put on some leather work-gloves before clearing out da overgrown area in da back yard for da new flower-garden --- thistle get prickly!

by QuacksO December 18, 2025

Cock thistle

A person named James

James is a cock thistle

by MRHYDE124 March 25, 2024