Thermal blitz can be described as a person who is not only hot as hell but is amusing and funnier than anyone compared :). Thermal blitz is clever, and the type of person you want to send wholesome memes to. Always treat a thermal blitz with care, respect, and your love and support.
by hotdamnitsbirdy April 17, 2018
by Mopar2021 March 17, 2021
When one partner goes to bed in advance of their chosen partner, and warms it up. Then the second entrant arrives, at a later time, finding their side is cold, approaches without consent, the other person, to steal their warmth.
Hey Gifford, you look well rested today, it was so cold last night, did you crank the HVAC? No way, I dove into the sak 20 minutes after the unit, and prosecutsed a Thermal Rape.
by markalodian May 24, 2024
On particularly cold days, in the absence of having genuine thermal clothing to wear, the act of tucking your t-shirt into your underpants under all of your other layers of clothes, to add some thermal protection against the weather is known as wearing your “Lincolnshire Thermals”.
by GoodinBed January 22, 2024
My house was subject to a thermal event and was reduced to ashes. I didn't see it, so it must not have been a fire.
by coldandbothered November 17, 2010
Basically, it's having sexual intercourse inside the hide of a bear. It doesn't necessary need to be bear hide, but it's best if it is because as the male is ready to ejaculate, he can get off the woman, point his penis at the bear's head and yell out "TAKE THAT YOU FUCKIN' BEAR!!"
Friend #1: "Have you tried the thermal bear?"
Friend #2: "...no"
Friend #1: "You're missing out on some good shit then"
Friend #2: "...no"
Friend #1: "You're missing out on some good shit then"
by ElmoMonster September 17, 2012