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Conspiracy Theorist 

A highly intelligent and insightful person ridiculed by non-critically thinking NPCs, Karens and the woke mob but is subsequently proven to be right.
Good examples where Conspiracy theorists were proven to be right are man made global warming being a sham, Covid being a sham, the virus being relatively harmless if it even exists and the MRNA jab being ineffective and lethal, killing and/or making sick millions worldwide, the Deep state's plan for a Communist world government dystopia etc.
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Coincidence Theorist 

A Weak minded Person who vehemently believes the disinformation the Federal Government and it’s Propaganda Ministry publish. Once said published statements are proven as lies, the weak minded individual still sides with the “Ministry of Truth” and labels the truly informed as “Conspiracy Theorist”.
Jeez, that Wuhan lab leak evidence was decried and denied by the 81 million Coincidence Theorists in this Country… they sure look doubly stupid now!

Conspiracy Theorist 

A phrase made up and used as a buzzword by shady people such as left wing radicals or government officials in order to signal their supporters and followers to doubt, disbelieve, discredit, distrust, ignore, silence and slander witnesses that call them out for their dishonest, shady dark agendas.
Anybody who says that co-vid was create in a lab is a Conspiracy Theorist and shouldn't be taken seriously
Conspiracy Theorist by CT Mason March 17, 2023

Conspiracy Theorist 

In 1967, the CIA coined the derogatory label "Conspiracy Theorist" to attack truthsayers and whistleblowers who challenge the "official" narrative of the powers to be. This term is usually associated by the mass media to shills with tin foil hats who talk about little green aliens, lizards, supernatural, and other obvious absurdities in order to discredit real truthsayers and whistleblowers who are able to expose real conspiracies conceived by real corrupted people all over the world.
A conspiracy theorist is a shill who wears a tin foil hat and talks about inane absurdities.
Conspiracy Theorist by AlfaVitaY2K December 8, 2016

Cuntspiracy Theorist 

An arrogant moron who spends the majority of his or her time 'researching' (reading ridiculous, insane conspiracy websites that adhere to his or her already ridiculous, insane worldview) conspiracy theories, and alienating his or herself from those he or she is closest to by means of constant ranting and raving about said theories.
Oh man, we accidentally elected a cuntspiracy theorist to the highest office.

OR

Man, all of these people I thought were cool in high school turned out to be right wing cuntspiracy theorists.
Cuntspiracy Theorist by ZachVan March 28, 2017

Conspiracy Theorist 

A conspiracy theorist is someone who is 1 week to 20 years ahead of the curve.
Sam, "The teacher called George a conspiracy theorist."

Robert, " Nah, he's just 6 months ahead of the curve. We'll see soon that the teacher is downright wrong."

The Game Theorists 

An epic channel on YouTube watched by all smart gamers. The main and most popular series is Game Theory, run by MatPat, this show blows your mind. The next show is Game Exchange, run by Gaijin Goomba, this show is about all the culture in video games. Other shows include: Digressing & Side-questing, Culture Sock and Crossover.

The channels followers are known 'Loyal Theorists' and as of the 25th of May 2014, there are 2,099,300 of us.
Dumb COD Gamer: 'Hey bro, you play Modern Warfare?'

Game Theorist: (eye roll) 'No, the heroes commit war crimes and the only reason it sells is because there are so many COD games that it was easy to get sales past the innovators and early-adopters part of the selling hill.'

Dumb COD Gamer: 'Wuh?'

The Game Theorists: 'BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY, A GAME THEORY!'