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Conspiracy theorist

From the 2020's
Seemingly another word for prophet.
They make crazy sounding claims that appear to be deluded ramblings, which turn out to be correct.
I can't believe that conspiracy theorist's claims about covid turned out to be true!
by anonymickymouse December 8, 2021
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A Theist

Someone who believes in a Deity. Not to be confused with an Atheist.
BOB: Look! There's Jeff, he's a theist.

BILL: Jeff's not an atheist, he believes in God!
by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017
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Anti-Religious-Theist

Any person that does not believe in organized religion but believes in a god and the core principle commonality found within the earliest versions of all religious doctrines of, "Love thy neighbor".
I am an anti-religious-theist that believes in an individuals right to believe in any god they do choose as long as that belief does not disregard right over wrong morally and does not intentionally hurt anyone else. My religion believes in love.

Not absolutism of one religion being right over another and not who is entitled to what property or possession or land. And not classifying any human being to be better or worse than another.

Just universally recognized love.
by Boomerboy79 December 30, 2016
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Conspiracy Theorist

1) Someone with a very open mind... it just happens that they are too open for their own good.

2) A swell way to become an attention whore.

3) A perfect way to waste away years of your life to find no reliable evidence what-so-ever.
Example: A classic 9/11 conspiracy-

Fold a $20 bill in half, then fold one half up perpendicular to the othe half, do the same thing with the other half, *BING*
You found the Pentagon burning down!
Now flip it, you see the twin towers ablazing (which is disturbingly similar though...)
Since the $20 bill's design was concieved in 1928 (over 4 decades when the towers were built), that's nothing more but a coincidence.

>PS, Conspiracy Theorist, haha.
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Hipster Conspiracy Theorist

Someone who arrives at a conspiracy theory before it's cool or well known-- i.e. before it's posted on Infowars or Reddit.
Ron: "I thought Building 7 was suspicious before Loose Change was even released."

Stefan: "You're such a smart hipster conspiracy theorist."
by peacechicken December 22, 2012
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Themistokles

A name based on the Athenian general during Ancient Greece.
Name refers to smart, cunning, brave, boss-like, heroic, etc.
That actor played a Themistokles in his last movie
by Vallerie<3 July 25, 2011
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Conspiracy Theorist

Someone who hasn't yet grown out of being an attention seeking psychobabbler. A very mediocre kind of troll.
Conspiracy theorist: "Reptilians control the world's most prominent bloodlines!"

Unfortunate listener: "Zzzz..."

Conspiracy theorist: "You are blind to THEIR lies, person who won't hang on every word I blather! I pour scorn upon you!"

Unfortunate listener: "Yeah, whatever."
by The_Mad_Thinker December 17, 2008
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