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Hym "Nothing can't exist. And you'll do it the second you die. There is simply nowhere else for you to go."
by Hym Iam July 6, 2025
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The second bus

Guy: YOUR MAJESTY THERES A SECOND BUS COMING!!!!!
Queen: Not the second bus...
by roadblock07896 December 26, 2025
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Artemis Fowl the Second

The smartest person on the face of the planet. Artemis is Irish. As of 2010, he is 15 years old and nobody, not even the great child prodigy Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart has had a superior intellect.

Son of Artemis Fowl the first and Angeline Fowl, he comes from a family of criminal masterminds, and is said to have the highest IQ in Europe (estimated 200). Anyone who runs into him will be immediately hit with a vocabulary and intellect so large that you will instantly be afraid of him and his "vampire smile". He detests physical labor.

Master of psychology, music, art, chess, and many other subjects/ activities, Artemis Fowl also goes by the names F. Roy Dean Schillpe, Stefan Bashkir, Emnesy Squire, and many others.

Artemis, at the age of 15, was 5 feet, 5 inches tall, weighed 55 kilograms, and still managed to be the smartest person in Europe. He has dark, "raven-colored" hair, and deep blue eyes like his father.

He is the main character of the Artemis Fowl series by Eoin Colfer, though he is said to actually exist.
"Artemis Fowl the Second is on my fanfiction site!"

"No he's not, he can't be!"
"Well, he's got the highest IQ ever. I'm sure he could figure out a way to get on whatever site he wants."
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by FMF Crazy for Colfer April 28, 2011
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Back-in-the-second-grade

An all-encompassing word/phrase which is mainly used to describe something that took place in second grade of elementary school typically with some chums. Also rarely used with a severely negative connotation and can even be derogatory when used against a small person or a dog to describe male genitalia.
Boy fine dine doe #1: yo remember when we flipped off our rabid a** teacher and Shem back flipped off the meatloaf in homeroom?

Boy slick nasty wit it #2: yooooo!! That was totally back-in-the-second-grade!!!!

Boy fine dine doe #2: OMG OMG LOML I’m such a lumpy weeeeeeen! That was definitely back-in-the-second-grade!
by Bro Jake March 16, 2023
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Kim Jong the Second

A mispronunciation of Kim Jong-Il, usually resulting from a font where the uppercase I and lowercase L are identical making the "il" look like the Roman numeral II. Surprisingly not yet used by Bush, although it's only a matter of time.
Kim Jong the Second is a North Korean dictator with a bad haircut.
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plead the second

Similar to plead the fifth (remain silent), except this refers to the Second Amendment (right to bear arms). In layman's terms, it means to whip out a gat.
When my P.O. was sweatin' me about why my whiz test turned up positive for coke, heroin, and 7 varieties of elephant tranquilizer, I had no choice but to plead the second and put his narc ass in his place.
by Nick D October 25, 2004
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to the second power

Used when describing something you love, think is awesome, etc.
I love you to the second power.

Those brownies were amazing to the second power.
by 1234ilu March 17, 2010
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