Poke The Tailpipe

A game played by a group of men either in the office with co-workers or at parties.

It involves someone being the 'Car' (the guy who gets ridden) and a cardboard tube (the 'exhaust') from either a toilet or kitchen roll. (Length depends on who's playing!)

- The car inserts the exhaust in-between his arse cheeks.
- The other men take turns driving the car by fucking the exhaust.
- Each driver does this until they ejaculate up the exhaust.
- The winner is the driver who pushes through the cum drenched exhaust and pokes the tailpipe ('arse').

Person: "Hey Grant do you want to play Poke The Tailpipe at lunch?"
Grant: "Yeah sure, but someone else can be the car this time"

by Morgan Wilde September 22, 2012

poke the whiskers

when a man has sexual intercourse with a female

i went over linda's house and i poked the whiskers all night long

by Alejandro De Le Ghetto October 8, 2003

Poke the moon

This is a euphemism for anal fingering. Or anal probing with ones phalanges.

Last night after some heaving petting, we decided to move on to poke the moon instead, this was considerably more pleasurable.

by Blades-runner December 30, 2017

Poke the coconut

To put one's finger (any gender or lack thereof) or penis/male genitalia into a merpersons sexual orifice/s.

Yea, we met at this dope club unda da sea, had a couple clamshell cocktails and the next thing you know- I had to poke the coconut!

by Massivetrauma November 8, 2018

Poke the critter

Intercourse or female masturbation with a phallic object

Teenage boys spend a lot of time talking about how much they want to poke the critter

by Duke Dillon November 2, 2019

The Elote Poke

When you pull out after anal and find corn on your cob.

After Thanksgiving dinner Cletus pulled out of Betty and he had "The Elote Poke" on his cock and Betty ate the corn off.

by 2eraz December 29, 2021

Poke the Bear

To attempt sexual intercourse with your female partner during PMT.

She's grumpy but also sexy so I'll try to poke the bear.

by ∪･ｪ･∪ May 24, 2018