Parsons the new school of design 

Parsons is a branch of The New School in Greenwhich Village, Manhatten. Parsons is a member of the Association of Independent Colleges of Art and Design (AICAD), a consortium of thirty-five leading art schools in the United States. It's an art school famously known for it's fashion and located in the Garment District. It has been in Project Runway, and has a very large population of gay students. It has very competitive admissions, and excellent resources. The security and cafeteria staff are hilarious and very fun loving.

"Jenny the lunch lady from Parsons the new school of design just told me spiked her redbulls with vodka before serving us breakfast!"

"Ha. Well clyde just told me his wife was actually a man and is living in guatemala until he can smuggle him/her into NYC."

Parsons the new school of design by floooop October 15, 2007

Orange is the New Snack

When your fingers turn orange from eating Cheetohs

Oh, brother. You've got a case of the Orange is the New Snack.
Clean thyself.

Orange is the New Snack by Ae5Ea8 September 10, 2016

The New School 

The New School where even if you went here for less than a month we’ll consider you an alumni if you have clout! Most of the students are wealthy internationals who spend all their money on clothes or drugs. If you go to The New School and don’t end up with a nicotine addiction you’re part of the 1% but you probably don’t have any friends since the only sense of community comes from smoking outside the UC. Any friends you do have don’t care about who you are as a person as long as you’ll look good in pictures with them. You’re not a true new school student until you have a mental breakdown that leads you to dye or shave your head. Despite costing ~$75k to go to the school and dorm the cafeteria does not do meal swipes, they say fuck you give us more money and charge you at least $15 per meal. As well as the caf fucking you over so will registrar! You’ll never get the classes you actually want even though you’re going thousands of dollars into to debt to be able to take said classes. The university center is so heavy it’s sinking the block. For a design school everything is poorly designed, especially the elevators. All of the dorms feel like caves and probably have never been properly cleaned. The New School definitely doesn’t give a fuck about you, just your money and clout.

Why are they dressed like that? It’s not Halloween.

Oh they must be from the new school

The New School by penisflytrap19 October 25, 2019

The New School 

Are you a hipster or a delusional fucking moron? If so, The New School is the perfect fit for you. This rich kid daycare is only $60,000 a year. If you're looking for a good education or even some decent friends, guaranteed you will not get your money's worth. Applying to TNS is much easier than developing a personality. Plus, free pot!

Hannah went to The New School? Figures. After those acid flashbacks she really never was the same...

The New School by johnny johson baby October 2, 2018

The New South 

As opposed to The South, The New South is a metropolitan oasis. These sanctuaries of enlightenment are spreading through the Old Dixie. In the process, toothless hicks are being sent to the CDC for examination, biological modification, and general reconstruction into useful human beings. In the process, vocabulary such as "Y'all," "Dawg," "git" (get), and "fowks" are truncated from local vernacular. Atheist churches have popped up across the street from vacant snake-handling centers, and drawls have become twangs. Modern-day progress has made redneck culture as hard to find in the south as the Mafia in the north; it's there, but it's hard to find.

The northern US isn't the only Canada anymore.

1. The New South is the New Canada.
2. Did you hear? Southern Georgia just announced that it's erecting a monument to the New South!
3. I don't even know any white people anymore in the New South.
4. The Mafia just relocated to the New South--better weather, see.
5. I'm from the New South--and I'm valedictorian at Emory, too! (Which everyone knows has surpassed Harvard.)

The New South by Lydia Brambila May 13, 2008

the new star wars movies 

totally suck,should never have been made

they take themselves way too seriously,have terrible acting,terrible casting,aren't near violent enough,lack interesting characters or story lines,not near enough weird critters,should have more humor

it's Steven Spielberg's fault

The new star wars movies are an embarassment compared to the orginal trilogy.

the new star wars movies by what could have and should have been December 8, 2003

The New Slang 

The New Slang is a currently unsigned rap group based in Berkeley, California. The group hasn't gotten much attention yet, and I'm pretty much putting this out here to promote it, but, well, there you go.

LEAD MEMBERS:
MC Mo:lead rapper
DJ Snack:rapper/singer/producer
The Fuckin Cookie:producer/occasional rapper
OCCASIONAL MEMBERS/AFFILIATES:
VHS the Desirable
Rolling River
Konspiracy The Unloved Son
TMI
Al Cappella
Poser Asian

Currently, The New Slang plans to release a mixtape primarily composed of music with original beats, entitled "Threads." The Threads mixtape will be released sometime in 2010, along with a mixtape that is the sole project of DJ Snack and MC Mo entitled "2010," which will feature the two rapping over the instrumentals from Dr. Dre's "2001" album. Currently, The New Slang is unsigned and mostly unheard of. If you're interested in helping us change that, search "The New Slang-Stream" on youtube.

"On my cantonese game show, not one farthing is took
by the fat, sweaty men who cook the books
though they shot me many shifty looks
they left, and left the books crooked
that's why I'm here now, dead broke and nothing's cookin'"

-Rolling River, "Stream" by The New Slang

The New Slang by Vhurka, AKA DJ Snack March 29, 2010