Jackin' the Beanstalk

slang term for male masturbation

Little Timmy's mom was pissed when she caught him Jackin' the Beanstalk

by Cheezee_mann16 November 10, 2017

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jackin' the beanstalk

One of many euphemisms for "masturbation" (e.g. slappin' the salami, jack off, beat off, buffing the bishop, glean the obscene bean, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, waxing the wonker, greasing the guppy, shooting putty at the moon, and Rosie Palmer and her Five Sisters doing the Four Knuckle Shuffle.

Frank will be a little bit late. He's still back at his house jackin' the beanstalk.

by Frank Klaune January 24, 2005

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jackin the opps

Used when someone is "Messing" with oppositions; enemies.

If you "jackin the opps" you gonna get boomed.

by grahgrahboom October 22, 2022

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Jackin' the 'tater

1. v. An old turn-of the century baseball term for hitting a homerun, derived from the original backyard baseball homerun, when a potatoe was hit with a stick.

2. v. To hit a sexual "homerun", or more simply, to have sexual intercourse.

3. v. (a) To recieve a hand-job. (b) To mastubate.

1. Look at Babe Ruth jackin' the 'tater!

2. Babe ruth jacked the 'tater with a hottie last night.

3. (a) That hottie jacked his 'tater. (b) But she didn't finish so he had to jack his own 'tater.

by distancerunner143 February 7, 2010

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Jacking the Wheel

When you go slow in the fast lane on the highway and expect people to pass you on the right just because you don't feel like getting the fuck over.

They feel the need its there responsibility to control the traffic speeds.

Buddy 1: "Look at this guy Doing 100 in the fast lane"

Buddy 2: " Yea, fucking guy, quit jacking the wheel"

by TBoarder August 26, 2013