Plumper Humper

A Plumper Humper is someone who like's humping a fat person (male or female)

Jon is a total plumper humper and he is super proud of it.

or

Jane is a bit of a plumper humper but it makes her feel good giving like that.

by -cM July 16, 2007

gutter humper

A male chauvinist that can't afford what he show off to attract women.

That gutter humper's mom just co-signed a loan so he could buy a new Ghini.

by sirnewtonian May 5, 2020

Bible Humper

A Christian religious fanatic, commonly seen in Georgia or other parts of the Bible Belt. Bible Humpers love the Bible, so they hump it.

Bible Humper - "Go to church or go to hell. I'm trying to save you."

Sane person - "Shut up Bible Humper."

by Tiff January 30, 2004

rump humper

A homosexual, someone who humps ones rump.

I always knew he was a rump humper.

by yesh,, March 18, 2008

Hipster Humper

a girl who is attracted only to hipsters

She likes the guy with the camera and glasses even though he has 20/20 vision. She's such a Hipster Humper.

by t_elliot March 18, 2011

bible humper

someone who worships the bible and is so into it that they dry hump it late at night tryin to get off listenin to steve winwood

Alter boy:man i feel really weird around paster fuzz i think he might molest me.
Alter boy 2:dont worry hes a bible humper.
alter boy 1: ok thank god

by definemyass September 30, 2005

stripe humper

Someone who drives down the middle of the road, on top of or over the line. A person who won't pick a lane.

I hate riding in the car with Drivey McBad, he's a stripe humper, and it makes me nervous.

by badgerdog March 8, 2009