Hashbrown "selfie"

What old people imagine Teenage girls taking pictures of themselves is

Person 1: "Wow 'Dude!', that phonographular device is really 'swagger' amazing!"
Person 2: "Wow! Let's take a "Hashbrown "Selfie"" and put it on Instant-Graham!"

by penguins66352 October 29, 2014

steal a monkey, save a hashbrown

Typical response when someone mishears a word. This phrase lets the person know that they have, in fact, heard wrong, and, that they are quite stupid.

Did you just say "Tiny poodles invaded Finland?"
No, I said "My in-laws are coming from Newfoundland." Way to steal a monkey, save a hashbrown.

by Madelaine February 23, 2006

Hashbrowns

The brown, slightly burnt weed left at the bottom of a bowl after taking an incomplete hit.

"yo dude is there a hit left in that?"
"Yeah I left some hashbrowns in there."

by enveeem January 3, 2023

Carbonated Hashbrown

Carbonated hashbrowns are hashbrowns which are cooked using a chemical reaction involving carbon dioxide which produces carbonates, biocarbonates, and carbonic acids. They are arguable one of the best ways to get a girl as buying carbonated hashbrowns for your girl will instantly make her fall for you.

"yo im hungry whatddya wanna eat"
"i dont know man"
"you wanna go out for carbonated hashbrowns??"
"ok"

by McChildrensDriveThru March 25, 2022

Manhattan Hashbrown

When a man/woman fills each of their internal organs to maximum capacity with a combination of shit, pickled umbilical cords, needles found on the streets of San Francisco, and roadkill.

Me and my buddies witnessed the most beautiful Manhattan Hashbrown during the game.

by myskin1issoBlack July 17, 2022

Alabama Hashbrown

Alabama Hashbrown. The act of taking a shitting, vomiting and cumming on a girl at the same time. Thus smothering and covering her like a Waffle House hashbrown.

I'm turnin you into an Alabama Hashbrown tonight! Smothered and covered.

by Bill & Mike November 25, 2025

Hashbrowns

Loosing your cool or having an emotional out burst, mental breakdown.

Chris went "hashbrowns" on me this morning when I was late for work.

by quantumking007 February 2, 2022